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Some WWDITS sketches

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I NEED MORE POSSESSIVE AND JEALOUS NANDOR IN MY LIFE! I NEED HIM FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH WHEN GUILLERMO MENTIONS DEREK OR SOME OTHER GUY!!! I NEED GUILLERMO TO STILL BE SPENDING TIME WITH LASLZO AND NANDOR LEERING BEHIND THEM!! I JUST NEED HIM TO CONSENSUALLY ANGRY FUCK GUILLERMO IN A POSSESSIVE AND BLOODY WAY!!!

I’m not asking for much I do believe

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Guys dont be shocked but......i think theyre vampires

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pov u date me n then suddenly im eating u

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its 06:04 am

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Do you do your research on a pony's medical history before you add their number to the pile?

i cant be losing customers so easily you know.

[Yes i know a lazy update, i’ll get a proper one next post promise]

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I haven’t posted in FOREVER but here’s some art of my OC,,,

You can read a messy rundown of her lore here ⤸

READ THE TW FIRST!!!

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Sorry for people who want my content to be consistent, I just re-entered my cringe era

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pretty please could you maybe draw edward gagging on a girl's fingers while she calls him a good boy...erm bonus points if I get to see some chub on eddie ✊️

Neuron activation when I hear the word chub

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can we pls have more incel eddie...like its all I need

Final girl Stacy gets revenge on incel stalker (GONE SEXUAL)

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mistynat art dump!

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YELLOWJACKETS | Season 2, Episode 9 “Storytelling”

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mistynat end game! (I’m delusional)

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rewatching yellowjackets in prep for s2 release and i love my pathetic meow meow misty and her gf nat who has a looser weakness

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i could list all the reasons why misty is simply such a delicious character to chew on but i really just love how desperately she wants to be needed by others, both physically and emotionally. and when she loves someone she DEVOURS them; she steals their personality and interests. she mirrors their body languages. she learns how to harmonize show tunes. she snorts their cocaine. she solves their kidnapping then gets mad it’s not actually a kidnapping bc that means she wasn’t needed after all.

AND when someone else tries to do the same thing to her, she’s not into it at all! although i think that’s just bc she’s a lesbian. her sexual fantasies about nat definitely involve 1) administering her narcan after an overdose, and 2) gay sex to a sweeney todd song that nat picked out. you all understand. anyway can’t wait for next week’s redditor vs. cult leader love triangle

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times have(n’t) changed

OVERVIEW: Larissa has something she’d like to ask Morticia after all those years since they went to Nevermore together.

WORD COUNT: 1.2k

“Do you care to truthfully explain why I’m here?” She studied her nails which were black and glossy, just like her long hair that cascaded down to her lower back. 

Larissa had her hands clasped together on the surface of her empty desk, which was usually cluttered with paperwork and letters. Her former roommate sat on the other side, wearing a dress that was dark as night with a plunging neckline that was almost a little bit improper to show off when visiting a school. 

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um... Gwendoline... do you have something to say?...