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These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

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Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

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me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

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Imagine being a grown man and not leaving a woman alone after she clearly said no

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broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom

woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee

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HDYVDGNCIKFHBB

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As an ex fetus, I agree

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…i love her?!?

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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

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being in class is like *copies words off the board without understanding any of them* *drinks water* *looks at phone* *doesn't know what's going on* *zones out* *realizes 20 minutes have passed* *gets annoyed at people talking* *looks at phone* *drinks water*

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4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

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