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RoboGeisha

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Dude has a death wish

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJsMrwMo/

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[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

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Pineappler from B-Fighter Kabuto episode 19

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

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Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Get yours here!

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every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

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(Sculpture by Adam Colton, 2002)

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

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Thinking about a duct tape wizard

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I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?

gettingvetted here.

Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

And that’s all you need to know about horses.

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my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god