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A little different from the things I usually post, but I thought this might be helpful to some pet owners out there.

A few of these tips might seem pretty obvious, but I wanted to cover all the bases for those who might not have dealt with hot weather and small pets before.

I know some clever pet owners have come up with other tricks to cool their animals down, so it’s worth looking into extra solutions too. This is just supposed to be some starter’s tips.

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there should be some sort of transsexual newsletter that informs me of all the new girls in my area.

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Theres nothing wrong with seeing your twin sister and thinking about how cute she is.

Theres nothing wrong if thinking about how cute she is leads to thinking about how hot she is.

Theres nothing wrong if that leads to getting frustrated with how much of a tease she is, dressing in short skirts like that around you.

Theres nothing wrong with telling her that, because she'll dress even more slutty around you, and be sure to bend over near you so you *know* she's not wearing any panties and is taunting you with that breedable cunt in front of mom.

Theres nothing wrong with cuddling under a blanket with your sister during family movie night, so when she rubs the tip of your cock sending lightning up your body in a way none of your girlfriends did before and whispers in your ear how this is all you'll ever get from her, mom doesn't notice.

Theres nothing wrong with doing this for the next four movie nights, with you getting closer and closer to tackling her and fucking her unconscious for doing this to you, but you can't in front of mom. Wait? Since when did mom start wearing such slutty clothes?

Theres nothing wrong when the next family movie night, you two are too into your teasing game to notice mom put on porn and is fingering herself as your twin forces you to edge again giggling in your ear about how much fun it is to have a sister.

Theres nothing wrong when mom marches over, taking her top off and whipping off the blanket, as she kneels down in front of you and orders your sister to stop teasing you and finally put your perfect cock in her pussy.

Theres nothing wrong when mom rips the condom out of your twins hand and declares she teased you too much to not fuck you proper, now get on your cock and get properly bred.

Theres nothing wrong with Cumming inside your sister, feeling better than you ever have with anyone, while mom licks your balls and fingers your bitch place, and when you finish several times inside your sister, mom says "my turn now."

Theres nothing wrong when every family meal turns into an orgy every day, blissfully shooting load after load into your family, reveling in the blissful music of their moans and screams of joy.

Theres nothing wrong when you get them both pregnant. You've all never been happier.

Theres nothing wrong with that at all.

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need a girl with 8 inches and less than double that in years

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checking in , y'all like bat characters right? specifically bat women who look a lil disheveled?

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Kiss thy knights

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*tfs you into a plushie*

*takes you to bed*

*loves you and cuddles you forever*

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transfem who would really like to try out somno stuff but who also know that her sleep schedule is already fucked up as is and would only grow worse if her rem was getting interrupted by various sex acts.

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does anyone wanna age regress while we hang out in your parents dimly lit basement that's also your bedroom and play halo 3 on your xbox 360 and act like shitty 12 year old boys but like in a lesbian way and also we get really high and talk about video games and music and then play more halo 3 and thenn we have gay sex and we're still 12 years old during the gay sex. yeah. does anyone fw the vision

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

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*at the bar with my daughter*

me: oh, and a pint for the little one please.

bartender: she... she absolutely can't drink that

me: oh sorry. with a straw please.

my daughter: mommy the lovense ran out of batteries

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panel 1: owner is getting ready for a night out, but doesn't know if she smells or not, lifts her armpit to check but doesn't get a reliable read

panel 2: she asks her puppy girl to check if she smells, motioning her up to sniff & check, puppy girl excitedly hops up

panel 3: puppy girl woozily leans in further with a smile on her face, tail wagging, owner says "that bad, huh?"

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hello? anyone up? I'm work-shopping my cat fursona

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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

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yeah im a real fuckin pervert,,,, i like being,, c,, ccuddlled,,,, and,,,, kiisseddd >////////<