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Daddy's getting fatter...New verbal stuffing vid infront of son.
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I think it's fair to say that I've 'outgrown' my abs 🤭
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Someone make me get so fat my belly falls into the sink. Go on. Who’s gonna make sure I keep growing? I know someone must want to buy me food and beers
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Why am I so swollen?
Is the 8K calories I ate yesterday, or the two giant shakes after lunch?




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Biblically accurate gluttony.
Old photo. He’s so much fatter these days.
Patreon.com/MyGrowingRoommate
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Hate when my clothes shrink in the dryer.
Unrelated, but I’m so out of breath from walking up the stairs, realizing my DoorDash is here, walking down the stairs, then walking back up the stairs.
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Hey… saw you from across the bar and think you should join me for a meal, nice belly btw
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For your gluttonous appetite, it's perfectly normal.
That’s what I was thinking, perfectly normal!

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