my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk
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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended
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my phd supervisor is notoriously lax on fieldwork safety but he’s also 6’7 so it’s like yeah dude no wonder you’ve never had to worry about bears they see you coming and are like oh fuck it’s the slenderman
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i've been without my pc for so long I haven't had a chance to post this incredible commission I got from @velnna of my blorbo merridan <3 I just. love this piece so so SO much. it was exactly what I envisioned when i sent the request over (which i still to this day feel bad about no matter how many times he tells me its fine).
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they should invent joints that don’t hurt
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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when you see a calendar do you flip to your birth month to make sure your associated image slaps or are you some sort of freak
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Hellooo…. I present you more Baldurs Gate fanart…
I still love drawing beefy men but how can I not draw her 😔🫡
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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“Be my eyes.”
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They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????
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