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he's streaming; tip?

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put the demoman wherever you please

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I'm not gonna lie I think my personal deltarune theory is that all the dark worlds are Kris and dess's oc worlds and all the secret bosses were dess's ocs in particular. Her special lil personal blorbos

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one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

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LMFAO

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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

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does a backflip over your post and shoots at it with dual pistols in midair before continuing to scroll

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Also, to be clear, I don't think fanfiction is to blame for the overwhelming amount of meh cosy fiction or romance out there. Fanfiction and the folks who write it aren't doing anything wrong. I think it's due to the publishing industry's desire to sell you something you would otherwise be reading for free.

That's my ultimate hot take.

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distressing things to say to your friends

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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

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When I die everyone is welcome to start shit at my funeral. Start fist fighting and killing people. It’s what I would have wanted