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Oof. Who was it that fell from the sky?

Like I know. They ‘ad red on.

I don’t keep track of the hundred batlings that Batsy adopts.

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Told ‘y what I want.

A kick ‘n th’ shin.

Oi!

Posser-

Wait.

Fuck.

Meant ‘t call ‘y a plonker. Or a tosser.

Who gives a toss! Get over ‘ere an’ lemme kick your shin.

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Oye. As if. Y’can’t even reach me shin.

And whad’ya want anyways? ‘m busy.

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Jus’ saw one of them Batlings come crashin’ out of th’ sky.

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Th’ muscles on ‘im, eh?

He could crush me like a stick an’ I would thank ‘im.

Strewth.

We both got a crush on Supes, eh?

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HA! YES! isn’t he just sooo very?!?

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@guttermage69: srry

@guttermage69: dropped me mobyle n th loo

@guttermage69: who s this ladie

Text group: Oblivibuddies

@detectivebobo, @zatannazee, @gutter-mage69

yswm68: GUYS!!

yswm68: I think I've lost finally lost it.

yswm68: I'm going to visit a woman's farm for a few days. I've only met her twice!!

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You know this stupid fucking heatwave here in the UK? Tips on staying cool?

-🦝

‘M ‘n me pants. have been for few hours.

lie on th’ loo floor. cold.

Have a pint.

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[Half OOC?

Planning a project.

someone tell Angel, seal son is coming to life

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*gifts you a mango*

-💛🌕

Huh. Ain’t never had no mango ‘fore.

Thanks luv.

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You good with prosthetic fingers to replace them? So surgery just pop them on. No need to go to the hospital. I’m trying to get them delivered but I don’t know where it should be dropped off. Anyways what’s wrong with hospitals? Is it because of the big bills you have to pay or something else?

What’s wrong with hospitals?! They bleed ‘y dry! They poke ‘y wi’ needles, an’ leave ‘y screamin’ an’ straightjacketed ‘n a padded cell-

…

Or maybe that’s jus’ Ravenscar.

Uh. Ain’t consider none prosthetic. Maybe. I ‘ready stand out though.

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Oi. Gutter me. I need bait for a stake out mission. D’you wanna tag along.

( @conjobwarlock )

(No pressure/free to ignore)

Bait? Oi! I ain’t no snack!

‘M comin’.

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No.

No.

I ain’t goin’ ‘t no hospital. Y’can’t make me.

��.

I did leave Crawley behind. So ‘m comin’ back.

Wait. Wait wait wait wait! You left?! I thought you were just moping around in your room! No wonder it was so quiet. Get back.

‘Lo Jokes. Ar’ ‘y sure y’want me back? I ain’t good company.

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Wait. Wait wait wait wait! You left?! I thought you were just moping around in your room! No wonder it was so quiet. Get back.

‘Lo Jokes. Ar’ ‘y sure y’want me back? I ain’t good company.

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Ouch. Why would the Joker do that. Seriously wtf. That’s shitty. Are you okay though? I hope you find something to fix what you’re missing. I mean finding out you were the lead singer for mucous membrane, I was going to find a way to gift you a guitar, somewhat the exact same model that you used to play on. It’s sad you can’t play a guitar and who knows what other things you can’t do because you lost two of your fingers.

Well he’s th’ Joker, luv. Bein’ shitty ‘s part of his job. An’ personality.

A guitar, eh? Wonder if I can still play it….

I can’t hold me drink and light a cig. Absolute misery.

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Hello John! How are you. Hopefully you are doing good. What the hell happened to your two fingers. Well I hope you will be okay soon. Anyways don’t forget to eat and drink water.

‘Lo luv. Th’ Joker put a bomb ‘n me coat an’ when I held th’ coat, it blew up. Lost me two fingers that way.

It’s bloody hot. Mostly stayin’ ‘n th’ back of ‘a pub an’ sipping on pints.

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Blimey, me too

I eat dirt and rocks

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Grown man who lost two me fingers, no thanks ‘t ‘y.

What if I died, luv? Then ‘y would truly be ‘n trouble.

I’m at me alley.

Oh will ‘y look ‘a that. Lost me two fingers. Coulda’ died.

Not doin’ a great job keepin’ me ‘live.

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Didn’t know that was my responsibility.

You’re a grown man.

…

Where are you right now. I’ll see what I can do.

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Not takin’ me coat off! You’ll steal it.

…Whose house ‘s this?

I wAss at th’ bar….

No Zee or yellow man, or monkey….

‘S ccold