Nothing is more flustering than being restrained by ladies who are convinced that you need a good dusting. No matter how badly you beg, or how desperately you plead that you are clean, you have no choice but to lie there and howl till every inch is dusted and squeaky clean.
So boys, be veeeeeery careful next time you joke around that the ladies need to clean the house… otherwise you may find that you’re the dirtiest piece of furniture in the area 😉😏