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Saw something beautiful just now (nobody letting a Cybertruck merge)

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being an extremely light sleeper who doesn't go to bed until 3-4 am so no matter where i live my roommates & friends say stuff like, "wake us up if the tornado sirens go off, "wake us up if the tsunami sirens go off," "wake us up if that bear comes back by camp,"

when people say these things i can't help but feel i'm satisfying my evolutionary purpose as night guard. it's just easier now than it would've been for me 10,000 years ago bc i have a flashlight and a weather app.

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$1,500/month. $1,000 deposit + first month’s rent required. does not include utilities. no pets.

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generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

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not now kitten. daddy’s writing a post for the three people who always give him notes on tumblr

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arguably one of the funnier ways to ask for help IDing a bird

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omg we got penis going into pussy weather tomorrow

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not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations

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There's something about the Kirby plush in the background that really sells this

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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

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collecting posts of this type

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me when my disabilities disable me:

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It's always sooooo funny when English people or Americans are like "Why are Irish names so hard to pronounce?? Why are these Welsh words so insane???" that's because it is a different language that you do not speak hope this helps ❤️