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fucking the wound man for wounds

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The teeth. Health knowledge. a thorough and concise knowledge of the prevention, causes, and treatments of disease, simplified for home use. 1920.

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your boyfriend has affected us in the following ways no.1 he is uglyyyyyyyyy

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HEY WHATS UP YOUTUBE STILL STUCK IN THE LABYRYNTH

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Dogs and psychically-sensitive individuals can detect my "dreadful vibes" from a distance of over two hundred metres, say scientists.

I have been used to find people buried in rubble during earthquakes because they'll feebly attempt to tunnel away from me, even if they're unconscious.

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Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

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Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.

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all these posts about open wounds this open wounds that but when i have an open wound everyone gets all weird about it. it’s all “why do you have an open wound” “what happened” “are you okay” “do you need to talk to someone” “did you go to the hospital” and never “awesome #openWound man youre a real woundmaxxer" -__- you're not Real open wound fans. not like me.

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it must have sucked to be a court noble with a migraine who has to hear the king's jester hithering about the castle courtyard with his clownass little bell shoes and his jingly hat. I'd have put him in a trebuchet, personally

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Gwen Stefani in Vivienne Westwood (2004)

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they're always getting stuck in that stupid fucking maze

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women are always saying this about me

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I’m like the joker if he wasn’t the joker and didn’t do any of that stuff at all

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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

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hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨