when u find out ur husband cheated on u and then published a 95 page paper about it
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someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
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you would not believe your pants
if ten million fire ants
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You would not believe your knees
If 10 million bumble bees
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i am going to get so much genitals when i go to college… you won’t believe it…
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Bioluminescence Defense
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Mesmerized 😃
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I think gamers need to be more opressed.
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god I love that eating the poison fruit oblivion video
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ron: hey hermione youre a girl right
hermione: no ronald i am a lizard
hermione: *blinks sideways*
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remember that time ron puked slugs all over voldemorts trophy
like good job dude, taking him down from the inside
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This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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