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"Heh."

"Positive."

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"Are you sure about that."

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You're a shit.

"Coming from you, that's probably a compliment."

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You didn't think that through, kid.

"'S that a threat? Won't be easy killing me off, Touya. Wouldn't want you to fuck up on a job, huh?" Rubs his neck. "Yeah, that'd be sad. For someone so proud of his status to mess up..Don't risk that."

Did he really think it was that easy? Try again.

"Oh, who says that I wouldn’t gain anything from that? One gym leader less in the world shows that Team Plasma is serious. Besides… Accidents happen all the time, all the time ♥"

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Trying to give him the creeps. How nice.

"You wouldn't. Nothing you could gain from that, right? 'Sides, would you really refuse the world someone like me? How sad jealousy is."

Everything, Green. Everything about you looked like a liar. ♥

"I know, too bad for you, huh? Maybe I should request to kill a gym leader next. Wouldn’t that be a lot of fun, Green?”

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Casually ignores that. What part of him looks like a coward, huh? Little liar.

"What a shame."

"Pretending I’m not serious makes you a coward, you know. ♥" He won’t even go deal with the insult. After all, he knew that he was pathetic and his actions weren’t good. "Ah, of course they don’t resemble me, if you don’t consider alternates and the likes. I wouldn’t want to kill myself."

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"I'm going to pretend you're not serious about that." But he definitely knew better than that. "Not all humans resemble you, you know." Having pitiful little lives, that means.

He’s just going to ignore the sarcasm, yeah.

"Actually, yeah. Killing people is a lot of fun to me. It’s always such a pleasure to see them begging and crying for their pitiful little lives, only to end it anyway. ♥" And he’s not even joking, Green.

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"..The coffeemaker broke."

That meant 1) Someone's gonna pass out soon and 2) So long old friend.

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Recovers self-

"Yeah, sure. Could do that aaaall day. Sure is fun killing people." The art of sarcasm: a short biography by Green.

"My target’s, of course. Nothing big, just one of the usual jobs. ♪"

Better get used to it.

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"--Break whose neck and do what" 

Touya. Touya how are you so casual about that.

"…Should I use scalpels or the throwing knives—                      Maybe I should just break their neck—

                                                                         So many options, huh.”

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"You're fine. Get your ass in gear." Of course he wasn't fine. There wasn't another reason besides Red being in shit that he'd call him. Green stumbled around his room, throwing necessities in his bag gathered from all over the place, and swung it over his shoulder, phone still at his ear. "You better hang in there, dumbass" he scoffed, "'Cause I'm gonna come and bust your ass right now."

With Eeves on the other shoulder, he went outside,hung up, called Pidgeot and made his way over. Frigid air chapped his lips not too shortly after.

They were making haste.

He wouldn't want Red to actually die. Not that it was possible, anyway.

The brunet made Pidgeot land not too far from a set of caves, returning the bird and calling for Arcanine. "Time to find the idiot who thought housing himself on a mountain was a good idea" he scowled, small puffs of breath visible in front of his face. 

⇥◂❄▸⇤  A cry emerges from it and sounds of scurrying can be heard.

Then there was a groan, a soft murmur no louder than a whisper.

❝ …—G-green… H-help… ❞

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college stole me away, muses died left n right, motivation dropped and all that good stuff. As there's deadlines coming up, what better way to spend time than to stall some more and get this fucker back active, aye.

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Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.

I have many scars. 

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have a tattoo.

I am self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/I’ve had/I need braces.

I wear glasses/contacts

I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have more than 2 piercings

I have piercings in places besides my ears.

I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want to have kids someday.

I have children.

I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment:

I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.

Disney movies still make me cry

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

I’ve glued my hands to something.

I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:

I was born with a disease/impairment.

I was born with a learning disability.

I currently have a serious disease.

I’ve had stitches.

I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had surgery.

I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been to Canada.

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Japan.

I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

I’ve been to Spain.

I’ve been to Africa.

I’ve been to Italy.

I’ve been to France.

I’ve been to London.

Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star. 

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from the internet.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern Lights.

I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I’ve eaten sushi.

I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

I’m single.

I’m in a relationship.

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’ve gone on a blind date. 

I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper. 

I miss someone right now.

I’ve been divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. 

Sexuality:

I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.

I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.

I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.

I am a cuddler.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve had sex outdoors.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I have kissed a stranger.

I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school. 

I’ve witnessed a crime.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

I’ve consumed alcohol.

I’ve smoked a cigarette.

I regularly drink.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.

I’ve done hard drugs.

I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

BOLD what applies to you. (MUNDAY)

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"What is the point of living if I can’t get a proper coffee."

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["We're all in this Together" softly playing in the background]

ooc: shit. Terminally ill AU!Gold im crying