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Woo! We bodied Brock and haven't lost anyone!
Welcome to the team Nubbins the male Nidoran, and MR. fish the $500 Magikarp.
We're just In front of Mount Moon and I will full-tilt box a zubat if it's my encounter.
#pokemon#nuzlocke#fire red nuzlocke#jakes yells about pokemon#jakes yells about gameplay#thus spake jakes#jakes yells at everyone#nuzlocke challenge
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Ya boi is back with his nonsense doing a fire red nuzlocke!
I forgot you get pokeballs after you get the dex.
I cheesed a bit and my second encounter with my rival was on the way to victory road and literally Mankey was said encounter
I then went into viridian forest and Pikachu was my first encounter, and basically wasted all BUT ONE of the six pokeballs I had.
Onwards to grind up and the then body Brock!
#pokemon#jakes yells about pokemon#fire red Nuzlocke#nuzlocke#jakes yells about gameplay#jakes yells at everyone#nuzlocke challenge#i feel like im gonna snap this SP in half. its literally the size of my hand
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Hello trainers, it's ya boi Jakes.
I picked up a Gameboy advance SP and fire red, and I'm gonna be doing another ridiculous nuzlocke.
"hey Jakes, why aren't you doing anything for scarlet/violet?'
Because it's not funny, and seeing me freak out is objectively more funny than me having a boring pedestrian run.
Stay tuned pokéfans, it's gonna get silly 😘
#pokemon#nuzlocke#jakes yells about pokemon#jakes yells about gameplay#thus spake jakes#jakes yells at everyone#fire red nuzlocke#here we go again#im gonna get super stressed out#but if you all enjoy it i will suffer
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Well, I caught my first shiny.
It was a Golduck. Booo
I literally sat there for a solid minute looking at it going "wait, THAT is the shiny? That's so lame!"
I'm still really mad about failing the shiny Cetoddle.
#pokemon#shiny pokemon#pokemon violet#pokemon scarlet and violet#jakes yells about pokemon#jakes yells about gameplay#jakes yells at everyone#fucking shiny golduck is lame!#they could have made it actually gold but no#lets make the yellow bits pink even though we could have color swapped it to psyducks since that idiot turned blue#ugh shiny color choices irk me#first world problems: bad shiny pokemon
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#pokemon#pokemon violet#i love this nightmare goblin#weewoo hammer go bonk!#jakes yells about pokemon
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Current team running into the ghost gym!
Levels in order; 51, 43, 49, 39, 43 & 48.
Fridge was caught at lvl 40, and I've been grinding swoopz for the last day to get it up to par.
I haven't had a water type on the team so far, and I swapped out pawmot because it was severely underperforming/I have a better fighting type with Breloom. I'm currently super weak to ground and I guess water? But there are contingencies in place to deal with my overall weaknesses (other team members!)
I'm testing the pseudo because ice dragon just sounds RAD but I really want to sub haxorus back in because I'm a shill for axe dragon violence lol.
#pokemon#pokemon violet#jakes yells at everyone#jakes yells about pokemon#jakes yells about gameplay#thus spake jakes#i dislike that i have two dark tera types but cest la vie for now#can we all agree that klawf is a brick house of a fucking rock type? jesus christ#also tinkaton is absolutely terrifying#bonk city has a shit nature currently but once i steamroll the ghost gym i can start buying the nature mints#i do want to test ghost doggo because its signature move is so busted that it is banned across the board in comp#which is absolutely hilarious#i think the max damage calc is some obscene shit like 5500??
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new anon ask meme just drop
#pokemon#ok i genuinely love this idea#im fairly good at it in person for the most part#im generally either a dragon or steel specialist (version exclusives maybe? :0)#and my wife is 100% dark type#a while back i made her a brutal dark team complete with shiny ace and she was immediately in love#im p sure her ace was umbreon? i honestly dont remember#i know that my dragon ace is 100% haxorus. my steel ace is tricky because i love steel almost as much as dragon#i think i did multiple steel lists where in my initial encounter had scizor as the ace. rematch had steelix#and then my champion team had shiny aggron? idk if i can find that fever-dream flurry of pokecharms trainer cards ill post them#also once ive calmed down ill post my violet pokecharms team. i tried to keep it mostly paldean pokemon but you know i cant resist haxorus#ding dong klawf time#i love this stupid crab so much yall#the one i have currently is a brick house
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FUCK
I failed my first (of many) full odds shiny in Violet.
It was a Cetoddle, and my dumbass revavroom crit on it's poison jab and killed it. Ughhhhh
I should have just started hucking ultra balls at the jump instead of goblin brain kicking in and trying to chip away its health.
I am so goddamn mad right now y'all. I'm legit going to take a break for a hot minute. I am so upset with myself.
#pokemon#pokemon violet#jakes yells about pokemon#jakes yells about gameplay#jakes yells at everyone#fuckin revavroom#thus spake jakes#i am so goddamn mad right now#no boosts no nothing#just a straight full odds shiny and i ohko'd it#i am the upset#and i really wanted a shiny cetitan too#ugh
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Hey everyone! I'm back!
I got a new switch, and Violet (don't at me, I want mecha tyranitar)
Add me if you want to play!
SW-2667-9643-4885
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Maybe after the first of the year I'll be able to do a nuzlocke if I can afford scarlet, but if not, I might see how fast I can nuzlocke lets go Pikachu 🤷
I lost all of my data from the moon emerald ROM hack I was playing, bummer I know, but we'll call that run a loss and maybe bring it back soon.
Until I bring back nuzlocke shenanigans, be prepared to see me yelling about this game, and the random team roster posts.
I chose fuecoco, and got an early fighting terra shroomish. I love breloom, and the fact that I got a fighting terra type is pretty nice y'all.
Until next time.. idk go beat up team star because they are lame. 🤷
#pokemon#pokemon violet#fuecoco#jakes yells about pokemon#jakes yells about gameplay#thus spake jakes#jakes yells at everyone#breloom superiority#also the water types this gen are kinda meh?#wiglett is an outlier and i love them so much#but like you dont really /need/ a water type for a long time in this game#to be fair tho. when i do my first nuzlocke for this generation i will pick water as my starter because i like spicing my playthroughs up
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Hey y'all im back!
So.. I know i said I would be doing an emerald nuzlocke.
And i am, technically.
Im doing a moon emerald (ROM hack) nuzlocke!
This game is WILD. And there is NO EXCUSE for the first gym to be that brutal good GOD.
Im not going to spoil it, because you have to play it for yourself.
The second gym was a cakewalk compared to the first. It feels weird to not have an electric type on the team but SPEEDBOOST RIOLU is a m o n s t e r.
Oh yeah, and you can catch starters in the wild. Like the first encounter with your rival you can find popplio, and in the forest there is a 1% for rowlett. I made the fatal mistake of chosing Litten, but eh, fire wrestle cat is my fav
#pokemon#nuzlocke#pokemon nuzlocke#rom hack#pokemon moon emerald#jakes yells about pokemon#jakes yells about gameplay#thus spake jakes#jakes yells at everyone#nuzlocke challenge
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Unrelated;
I actually had a lot of fun doing this mono-type run. I had a vendetta as we all know against raihan and his bullshit.
Look, there are two solutions to this problem:
Either make more dragons so there can be a specialist
Or just dont have a dragon speialist.
I mean for fuck sake, when fairy was introduced there was a shit ton, and even a gym leader.
Idk just gimme more dragons
And make a divergent evo for yanma to be bug/dragon. Its a DRAGONfly
Im going through the dlcs as the new champion, but im not a fan of having to have kubfu on the team for story reasons.
I wonder how long it will take to find a full odds shiny?
Either way, once im done with this nonsense ill attempt to finish legends before scarlett Johansson & Viola Davis comes out.
Im really leaning towards violet, but ill end up buying both because i am a masochist and need a second copy for nuzlockes.
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A champion is ME
I forgot that you have to body Chairman Rose and then deal with the POISON DRAGON "legendary" .
Yo, lemme take a step back and appreciate the fact that Rose is a steel specialist. It was an unfair fight for sure, but i love team composition and ACTUALLY sticking to a type (fuck you Raihan).
I have a couple screenshots of the team on my switch, but they're weirdly hard to see? And holy shit Washington (flapple) is TINY!
I forgot how nasty leon's team is. Its not crazy like Cynthia's, but mad respect.
I actually didnt dynamax any of my reptiles against him, and only took his aegislash seriously. The rest of the battle, until his gmax charizard, i cheesed with Toast (who is a MONSTER). I HAD to bring in Moka for ace vs. Ace.
I mean, it doesnt hurt that my whole ass team was almost at level 70 (with my ace being at 73), but cutscenes aside, i had a decent enough time crushing this game as a proper dragon specialist.
I also went on a journey to the isle of armor and i have to train a kubfu (ugh). This is the only non-dragon that will EVER be on the team, only because of story reasons.
I honestly thought Avery was either non-binary, or female. But, hey who knows, he might be trans. 🤷 regardless, he is a piece of shit.
Honey is honestly the best character of this dlc, fight me.
Im rambling now, shocker, but ill update you all with any cool stuff that happens.
I wonder what my first full odds shiny is going to be?
I got a shiny tyranitar on my original playthrough, and then it took me until crown tundra to get a female nidoran on my first wonderlocke (i boxed it IMMEDIATELY).
I will lose my mind if my first full odds shiny is a dragon type.
Ps. I am an idiot and havent been showing Zippo the Duralidon as gmax. Which he most definitely is. So that has been corrected.
#pokemon#dragon challenger run#pokemon shield#jakes yells about pokemon#jakes yells about gameplay#thus spake jakes#jakes yells at everyone#dragon type#dragon pokemon
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