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sitting in the cuck chair in full plate mail long sword resting on my knees one foot propped up on a skull

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andraste-witch.......

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you know how it is when roughly every three months or so you end up spending like two weeks binging a bunch of manhwa which is fun except then your brain just gets stuck generating like webtoon-style layouts and plots and jokes for a month. everyone experiences this yes

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bioware has once again rejected my proposal for a dragon age: inquisition romance* fantasy gag manhwa

(* By now yuo know their fucking deal.)

there's kind of a whole au plot i'm only extremely vaguely gesturing at here but it's wildly stupid and contrived so i can have fun putting them in scenarios literally don't worry about it

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playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

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The adventures of Inquisitor Maddox : Part 12

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Finally Samson time. Also I always wonder what happens with Samson or Calpernia in the other person's route? Like does Corypheus kills them or kicks them out ? You can't really kill neither of them so it looked like they might appear later (they didn't in veilguard, but Calpernia was gonna be a companion originally). So what happens there I wanna know what we missed...

Also full recommend reading Samson's and Calpernia's short stories <3

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our franchise is so progressive and class-aware and culturally conscious. we focus on the Real struggles of the common people. and we make sure our dilemmas are always rooted in complex socioeconomics and never in anything so petty as Good and Evil. we only ask the hard hitting questions. such as Do The Mentally Ill Deserve to Live? or Does The State Have a Point About Enforced Eugenics? or Is Genocide Acceptable If The Victims Are Unpleasant To Be Around? or my personal favorite: What If This Society That Has Been Caricaturized By The Dominant Colonialist Religion As Being Bloodthirsty Savages And Conquering Invaders Is Actually Inherently Warlike, Violent, and Xenophobic In The Exact Ways The Dominant Colonialist Religion Has Claimed?

with special guest star Every Woman On The Planet Only Fit Into Four Categories (Madonna, Whore, Child, or Madonna But With A Sword) and recurring character Black Woman You Should Never Listen To Because Trust Me Bro

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I could be your dead wife

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the orlesian wardens sending over their weirdest sluttiest members to be ferelden's warden-commander in my worldstates

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actually it's crazy how weekes wrote two qunari characters with complicated relationships to the qun due to living outside of it and as a result strongly connecting with non-qunari culture as well, and the culmination of their personal quests is a choice between being qunari or abandoning the qun with players clearly gravitating towards one choice because the writing tips the scales. how did we let them get away with this

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i need to know what the heck did the qunari and the dalish do to trick weekes that they keep treating them Like That

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keep making oghren bicurious.

i'm actually suddenly having a l-h caron/oghren moment rn i HAVE been smoking. He has a weird relationship with his father

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i just think that the idea of a blue pro-circle pro-genocide viscount mage hawke being run out of kirkwall for shit politics is a lot funnier than the traditional like red non-mage hawke in that role

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i'm actually suddenly having a l-h caron/oghren moment rn i HAVE been smoking. He has a weird relationship with his father

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guys this is not helpful.

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when it's busy in kirkwall and the purple hawke gets mean