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suneater

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🛸my friend...👽

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there is zero percent chance, but it'd be funny if moonpaw was sol's kid ☀ 🌕

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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If the two guys Darrien describes this episode really ARE alt universe Martin and Jon, it's funny how consistently Martin gets described as generally normal and kinda nervous from outsider povs meanwhile with Jon it's always like "imagine the most fucked up guy you ever saw. Just a real thousand-yard-stare type motherfucker. He's having war flashbacks in his head. Olympic levels of Wants to Go Home. He also kinda looks like a loser nerd? Oh and he probably wants to fuck orchids. Orchid fucker." Like damn, can't a guy have witnessed The Horrors™️ in peace??????

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"moonpaw, do you have a crush on someone?"

moonpaw: Of Course Not .....

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Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

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Wc twitter: Theorizing where MoonPaw might come from because it's never stated and somehow coming to the conclusion that she might be from the Tribe

Wc tumblr: "Whagt if. MoonPaw was in lesbian love with the pond of star water."

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embrace

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Since we're personifying the moonpool now can we please please please have her call leafpool mom, i want the moonpool to care so so much for the cat who found her and cared for her and gave her the stars, i want someone to remember her for her relation to the moonpool, even if its just the moonpool herself

Moonpool pulling out a confused Leafpool to visit Moonpaw: I need you to meet my mom my darling raindrop

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hey isnt ashfur like bristlefrosts great great uncle? (her mom is ivy, whose dad is birch, whose mom is fern). do you think he looked at her and was reminded of his sister