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This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.
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I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
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im sober now and i still love you
July 10th (via blackbruise)
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the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
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but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude
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Apple needs to create an update that allows me to make a gif my wallpaper
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