h0und-0f-hades

[h0und-0f-hades]

Eh, usually it's all the way down, but I'm positioned at the gates today. For now, at least. Hades is... busy.

Damn right 'bout the upper levels, though. Hades made a good choice comin' down here, the rich get too snobby for me. No clue how... fuck, whats he going by? Some kinda Oracle... ah, whatever, Brian is a strong man for being able to sit up there for so long.

Ya know, in hindsight, hangin' out in The City while I'm a horse mighta been a mistake.

These fucker keep lookin' at me and my threats ain't scaring all of them off...

[h0und-0f-hades]

Swing by for a visit, pony-boy. Unless you're on a different City. In that case, swing by anyways, I'm bored

Ya know, in hindsight, hangin' out in The City while I'm a horse mighta been a mistake.

These fucker keep lookin' at me and my threats ain't scaring all of them off...

[h0und-0f-hades]

someone mentioned cannibalism and my ears perked up like i’m a dog or something bruh fuck my life

[h0und-0f-hades]

I thought we all agreed that never happened. Those little fuckers deserve all the pain in the world

Jonny is deathly scared of crane flies

One flew into his mouth once on a random planet and he cried until he passed oit and now he’s absolutely scared shitless

-💲

that’s so real honestly.

[h0und-0f-hades]

Have y' seen yourself?

I don’t know how people think im gay.

Give one reason I’m gay whatsoever

[h0und-0f-hades]

Unfortunately for you, that's not in my job description

Just got this text from Marius.

[h0und-0f-hades]

We both know what happened on that moon, Tim

Just got this text from Marius.

[h0und-0f-hades]

Big dog. I'd be a big dog with sharp teeth, and I'd be very fast.

So… are you 100% not a dog. And what species would you be? If you were a dog… and if you’re not what species are you?

@lesbian-science-officer

Well, when I say I'm a New Texan, the people of the City don't usually believe me because those aren't words they ever heard before. I don't know enough about dogs to answer you proper, never cared to learn the names.

[h0und-0f-hades]

So… are you 100% not a dog. And what species would you be? If you were a dog… and if you’re not what species are you?

@lesbian-science-officer

Well, when I say I'm a New Texan, the people of the City don't usually believe me because those aren't words they ever heard before. I don't know enough about dogs to answer you proper, never cared to learn the names.

[h0und-0f-hades]

Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy

[h0und-0f-hades]

It ain't--

whatever. Yeah, whatever.

Cerbi, are you like, provoking me to help reporters more with your little kisses? I mean, I don't mind at all, it's really fun seeing you scrambling to cover it all up. You know damn well Hades made me put the cameras around every corner of this planet.

@sp-eros

No clue what yer talking about. Take this shit somewhere else, Eros

[h0und-0f-hades]

I'm going to personally remove your brain and put it in the subsection of the Acheron that Hades has so I can tap the glass and know you can feel it

Cerbi, are you like, provoking me to help reporters more with your little kisses? I mean, I don't mind at all, it's really fun seeing you scrambling to cover it all up. You know damn well Hades made me put the cameras around every corner of this planet.

@sp-eros

No clue what yer talking about. Take this shit somewhere else, Eros

[h0und-0f-hades]

Technically, Hades is offering. Don't tell them, though, they'd beat my ass

Hey persy, wanna go get drunk and blow up a bar, Hades is stuck in a meeting right now and they let me out for a bit

- @h0und-0f-hades

absoLUTELY just give me like 3 seconds to grab my coat and we can FUCK. SHIT. UPPPPP

-🧨

[h0und-0f-hades]

Loud and clear, Persy. Y'want drinks first?

Hey persy, wanna go get drunk and blow up a bar, Hades is stuck in a meeting right now and they let me out for a bit

- @h0und-0f-hades

absoLUTELY just give me like 3 seconds to grab my coat and we can FUCK. SHIT. UPPPPP

-🧨

[h0und-0f-hades]

my bad bro

-🥊 (Heracles)

[ @udad-thecity]

What do you want now?

[h0und-0f-hades]

Cerbi, are you like, provoking me to help reporters more with your little kisses? I mean, I don't mind at all, it's really fun seeing you scrambling to cover it all up. You know damn well Hades made me put the cameras around every corner of this planet.

@sp-eros

No clue what yer talking about. Take this shit somewhere else, Eros

[h0und-0f-hades]

I'm sure Hades would love that lots. Hang on

It's pride month guys y'all know what that means

huh

what

do you want me to make like

gay sphinx cure

what

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