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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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fireflies are disappearing. fireflies are going disappearing bc our obsession with “perfect” lawns bereft of native flowers & full of pesticides that kill even the bugs we deem likeable, bc of urbanizations that destroys their homes, because of the light pollution that disrupts their mating habits & their communication.
#we never saw a lot of fireflies around my place but even the few i used to see arent around anymore :'))))#and my dad just gets all chest puffy and White Suburban Male when i tell him to leave the fallen leaves alone#imagine being so emotionally delicate that the sight of leaves on the grass drives you to throw a bitch fit
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nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them
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Though generally peaceful, unicorns do have their disagreements. These are almost always settled using teeth and hooves, rather than horns - and always in a suitably dramatic location.
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youre not “bad at art” you just need to find a character to latch onto to where you draw them 1 million times and you improve dramatically
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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Kirins are unicorn adjacent, right?
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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
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