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My heart literally jumped out of my body just now because I was writing an alastor x baker reader, went to go to sleep without remembering I forgot to save the draft, woke up after a bit to eat dinner and while I was watching tiktok I realized I didnt save the draft after I wrote SO MUCH but it turns out the progress didn't get lost so that's SO GREAT

Expect Alastor x baker!reader oneshot(?) soon

And also headcanons for the same prompt (but just a bit different) on a seperate post

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Hi hi! Hope your having a nice day

How about our favorite radio host with a reader who owns a newspaper company in hell. They were a reporter when they were alive. They are investigating some of Vox's business and ends up running into Alastor?

Surprisingly I got enough motivation to write again so eat up

Alastor x Reader :

Platonic? Romantic? idk tbh. Just reader and Alastor working together to mess with Vox.

As someone who shares the latest news in hell, owning a newspaper company and all, you couldn't help but peep into the Vee's business. Something about them ultimately seemed unnerving, so naturally, every so often you would be prying at any information and bringing it back to your collection immediately. You often noticed Vox "convincing" his little crowd that gathers everytime he would step out of the comforts of his office, Running the other way when he starts to walk to your direction. Sometimes you would get caught writing your gathered info in the little journal you carry around with you, but you always put it away before Vox sees; Not like he could understand the handwriting anyway. (LISTEN HAVING TO WRITE DOWN A LOT OF INFO IN MERE SECONDS BEFORE HAVING TO BOOK IT FROM THE SOURCE IS GONNA GET YOU BAD HANDWRITING) When these occurences happen, you were lucky enough that he didn't think much of it, even though he noticed you a few steps behind the audience who were so glad to see him often.

You were collecting more information a few days after the last attempt where Big Ol' TV Man actually understood your handwriting and is now VERY wary of your presence. It didn't help that there were cameras everywhere either, you can barely avoid his watching gaze and it frustrated you that you hadn't been able to get anything from Vox or the other Vees since he probably warned them about your watching eye. Alastor was taking a stroll around hell heading to cannibal town, but ever so often pissing off Vox by destroying his cameras or glitching them and disconnecting the TVs that displayed on the stores. Luckily for you, the Radio Demon was headed your way and before Vox could check if you were peeping on him, Alastor had made his way in front of the camera and broke it. Vox cursed in his seat, choosing to get out either way so he can have a 'lovely talk' with the red deer. The commotion got more lively once Vox had stepped out. You smiled to yourself, getting your pen, paper, and camera ready. He did something quite unexpected today. Instead of standing there and giving off his usual speech, he quickly said some promotional shit and let off a light that would distract his crowd and he ran off, searching for the deer and cursing when Alastor was no where in sight. He was so distracted by getting revenge on his little enemy that he hadn't paid you any mind and dismissed the fact that he should've checked if you were present first. Naturally, you were overexcited. I mean you just got some worthy ass information about Vox, so naturally, you ran back to your work place as fast as you could. On the way there, you bumped into Alastor.. oh unfortunate soul. You were hurrying quite quickly, causing the both of you to fall on the dirty pavement below. You were processing what just happened, still a bit dizzy but you already picking up your items that you've dropped. You didn't think of the other person until you were done caring for yourself and suddenly you heard the sound of radio static. You gulped and hoped for the best, but of course, who else could it be? The moment you looked up, your eyes were met with Alastor's. Was he pissed? Please please.. "My apologies.. I uh-" You were quickly cut off by his cheery voice. "Nonsense, Darling! Say, Why are you in such a rush?" He noticed you earlier, seems you piqued his interest. "Um, Well I was just.. doing some research..?" He lifted his eyebrow, wide grin still present as always. "Hmm? Doing some research hiding behind a building?"

"Well I-" He picked up a paper you'd left, or rather used his abilities to make it appear in his hand. "Information on Vox Tech," He read the title on your paper aloud. "Oh! That's mine! haha.." You quickly grabbed it from his hands and stuffed it in your notebook. "It was.. lovely meeting you Mr. Uh.. Radio Demon..!" "Alastor." "Alastor! Right! ..I'd better get going." You quickly walked away, retreating to your place of comfort. He stared at you before continuing to make his way to Cannibal Town. A few days later, you still couldn't get Vox to come out, So you looked for something else to investigate on for a bit before returning. You were looking at some posters around hell when the 'Pointless Happy Hotel' or so was said, caught your attention. The Princess of Hell's beliefs for redemption was intriguing to you, so you grabbed a pen, a notebook and a camera, then headed to the hill where this hotel was located, having absolutely no idea the Radio Demon was there. After a few minutes of constantly avoiding violent sinners trying to behead anyone who passes by, Several explosions and Horny demons, You were at the front door. You cleaned yourself off and knocked. Charlie opened the door, a very bright smile on her face. "Hello! Welcomee~ To the Hazbin Hotel!~" She said in a sing-song voice. "Hi!-" You could barely speak before getting cut off by getting dragged into the lobby. "This is the lobby! That's the bar, the bartender over there is Husk. That's Niffty, she's our housekeeper! Oh! And that is.." The Princess ranted about the hotel, introducing you to the staff, patrons and giving you a tour. You kept trying to interrupt her, saying that you were only going to be staying for a few days maybe weeks for some research for your newspaper, You didn't get a chance to tell her until she reached Alastor's room to introduce you to him. "Actually, I'll only be staying for research to put on my newspaper.. Is that alright?" Charlie blinked before smiling again. "Oh! That's alright! Still glad for you to be staying here! Anyway, Let me introduce you to my.. Business partner I guess you could say?.." You tilted your head in confusion before she knocked and a shadow formed into the Radio Demon. You froze. "This is Alastor!" He turned his attention to you. "Ah, Yes. Pleasure to be meeting you, dear! Quite the pleasure. How is that research project on the Vees of yours going?" You nervously chuckled before answering him. "Quite alright, I suppose! Although.. I decided to investigate on something new since there had been no progress in the past week."

"I see! And what is this new project of yours about?"

"The hotel.."

"Hm! Well, I can certainly help with your research!"

"Research? Which one?"

"Why, both of course!"

"And why.. are you telling me this?" Alastor's grin grew wider. "Oh nothing, really. The topic of your little project just intrigued me is all!"

You accepted his help of course. The both of you work together to document the things you've gathered. He's honestly just helping out for fun. The relationship between the two of you grows (You can think of it as Platonic or Romantic, Idk I don't judge) and he sometimes has you with him, broadcasting the latest news, seated next to him while reading from your newspaper in his Radio Tower. He also often visits you while you're producing new info to feed the public. His favorite part of helping you gather info about the Vees is destroying Vox's cameras :)

A/N: This.. is sort of shorter than I intended it to be. I lost my ideas halfway through writing this because I thought of Alastor with a reader who has a bakery and he visits often or Alastor with wife reader who owns a bakery and she brings him baked goods. Should I write that?

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Hit me with more alastor reqs asap

IDC HOW MANY SEND IT ALL IN

(I probably won't be able to do all of them hahaaa ..)

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Is 19+ your age or rating ?

Age ^_^

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Jealous! Alastor x reader?

Didn't know how to start this req but now I have somewhat of an idea what to do

Jealous!Alastor x reader

-Let's say Mr. Crazy deer overlord got jealous over (Name) talking to Vox

It was another day in hell and Alastor had spotted (Name) leaving, without telling him. 'Quite unusual.' He thought before shrugging and continuing his activity before. After a while he got curious on where (Name) went, so naturally he went out to search for them. After a bit of strolling around, he spotted them talking to Vox. Well, listening to Vox as he spoke. TV boy was babbling about random things to them, while they just listened to him. Alastor glared at Vox, who didn't notice the death stare that was gazed upon him since he was so busy chatting away. After a bit, Alastor debated what to do.

- It's either he walks off to Cannibal town or back to the hotel

-Or he drags (Name) away from salty modern technology guy.

If he chose to walk off and wait for you at the hotel,

The Radio Demon turned around, marching back to the hotel. He let the time wander as he waited and waited until (Name) got back. As soon as they return, he stood in front of them with that wide signature smile plastered on his face. "Oh, hello Alastor!" (Name) waved at him while greeting the demon upon their return. He waved back, instantly interviewing them. "Hello, My dear! How have you been?" Alastor asked (Name) as they walked up the stairs. "I've been gre-" "Splendid! What did you do outside today?" "Not much, I just stopped by to greet some friends." Alastor intently listened, his smile getting wider to hide the fact he was a little upset. "And who might those friends be?" "Oh just (Friend #1), (Friend #2) and Vox" "Ah, you've befriended that demon who makes modern technology?" "Yea, he seemed like a nice guy." "I see.. Well, he (insert embarrassing/Terrible thing Vox did to Alastor). But, I don't mind the two of you being pals!" "Oh gosh, are you sure? You seem upset about the situation.." "Now why would I be upset? You, darling, have made a friend! And it's extremely difficult to befriend anyone in hell."

-Little shit will guilt trip (Name) into unfriending Vox

-If he walks off to Cannibal town he'd rant to Rosie about the whole situation

"Can you believe him? Interacting with them, He's already pathetic but now he's asking for a death wish. Ugh!" Alastor spoke as his ears went down. Rosie just shakes her head and agrees with him.

-Now what if the radio demon dragged them with him?

"That's great, Vo-" (Name) nodded before yelping at the feeling of somebody grabbing them and walking off. Vox was screaming behind the both of them as Alastor walked off. "Al! Why did you do that?" He simply hummed and continued to walk with (Name) in his grasp.

(A/N: Can't tell if I like this or not, Still laying in bed rn melting away because I'm not allowed to turn on a fan or the A/C :(

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Hello! I saw you are taking requests and wanted to send one in!

Could you do one with Alastor and reader where the reader sometimes snorts when they laugh? They feel a little embarrassed by it whenever it happens and try to cover it up by calming themselves down.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and make sure to hydrate!

Alastor x Reader: A reader who snorts sometimes when they laugh (Headcanons)

How it would start out , like when Alastor figures this little detail about them

Let's say (Name) was a bit upset today, reason being unknown. But, Alastor being the best boyfriend (Friend? Husband? Idk.) He checks on them :)

"Darling, what's bothering you?"

"..I don't really wanna talk about it right now, Al.." They said as they nestled further into the blankets surrounding them.

"That's quite alright with me," He paused before asking, "My dear, how about we go out for a little bit? That'll surely turn your frown," He reached down and stretched (Name)'s mouth upwards, forming a make-shift smile. "upside-down! Hm?" (Name) giggled before rising up and out of bed.

"Alright, fine"

"Lovely." He led the way, walking out of the hotel. Alastor stopped in a secluded area, far away from anyone. "Here we are!"

They both sat down, chatting away and such. He figured one way to cheer you up a bit was with laughter, so he cracked some jokes here and there, and after a bit they were laughing so hard, they'd release a few snorts. Once (Name) realized what they did, they tried to cover it up with coughing. Alastor definitely noticed, but chose to ignore it.

He genuinely finds it cute 😭 I think Alastor is the type of person to enjoy little details about someone. Like for example, Snorting when Laughing, Getting lost in a conversation that they end up talking too much, things like that :)

When he catches (Name) laughing for a bit much, he sits there and observes. Whether with a group of people or just the two of them, he goes quiet and once they do 'the thing' then desperately try to cover up, his smile just widens in admiration ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ

(A/N: I didn't have any ideas on how to write this :(

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CRYING I HAVE LIKE 3-4 PROJECTS I WAS SUPPOSED TO START TODAY BUT I GOT A FEVER 🙁 kinda struggling with one of the requests and it might (will) turn out short.......

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Can I request Alastor baking for the reader? Like making their favorite baked good because it was available in hell? Thanks! Remember to eat a snack and drink water!

A/N: Absofuckinglutely you can :3 !!! I haven't written in a while so excuse my rustiness ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃

Alastor x reader : Valentine's gift!

It was Valentine's day and Alastor was strolling, taking a look at what he could get (Name). He would find something, but eventually he'd change his mind a few seconds after. Until, he remembered they mentioned something to him. An edible that they dearly loved to have back when they were alive and truly missed, (*Insert Baked good*). Suddenly, an idea popped in his head.

Alastor quickly made his way to the bakery, in hopes of finding it there. He spotted the snack and quickly purchased it. The Radio Demon was quite pleased with himself.. until he changed his mind again. It's a great idea to give (Name) this.. right? But wouldn't it be better if he made it himself? Filled with all the love he's legally allowed to give! ^_^ Alastor made his way back to the hotel, he quickly checked on (Name), peeking into their room. Of course, sleeping. (Me on weekends tbh) The demon gave a quick peck on their cheek and went ahead downstairs. He prepped up the kitchen, grabbing all the ingredients needed, putting on an apron to avoid the possible mess, although of course he's not messy when cooking, but you never know. After briefly reading the instructions, he got to work! A bit of splatter here and there, (Which he quickly cleaned, you can't convince me this man isn't a neat freak)he may or may not have sneaked a pink finger in 3 of them, but those are for him to taste. While he was baking, Angel stopped by to get a drink. The spider took a sip of the soda, leaning on the kitchen island while eyeing Alastor. "Never seen you this busy, what's the occasion?" He stayed quiet for a bit before getting what he needed done. "Oh nothing, just a bit of a surprise I'm making!" Alastor smiled, Angel shrugged and walked off. After a few batches, he was finally done. And the kitchen was sparkly clean! (He kept messing up because he kept cleaning istg) Told you he never makes messes. He took the apron off, and decided to finally wake (Name) up from their slumber. They were sound asleep, a bit of drool escaping. He shook them gently, (Name) gently opened their eyes to be met by the sight of Alastor. They blinked a few times before rubbing their eyes and sitting up. "Oh.. Good morning-" (Name) yawned before continuing their sentence. "-Alastor.."

"Good morning, my dear! I have a surprise for you."

"Oh, that's nice..."

(Name) is still half asleep by the time they were downstairs, but the familiar smell brought them to life almost instantly. "Smells good, did you make something for me, Al?" "But, of course! I figured you'd want it since you mentioned about dearly missing this nostalgic snack of yours." He brought out the baked goods. (Name) instantly grabbed one and took a bite. "Mm.. It tastes so good! Thanks Al," They smiled at him, and he smiled back.

A/N: and then the others ate the remaining batches :] Someone took one of Alastor's though so that was... Unfortunate. (it was Husk)

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I'm bored......... Can someone send me hazbin hotel reqs (preferably alastor ^_^)