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jay and silent bob megapost. i think about them all the time
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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered
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need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered
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me when a customer asks why there's a funko pop with their likeness and full name that we refuse to sell to them
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