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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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You鈥檙e not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered
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need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered
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me when a customer asks why there's a funko pop with their likeness and full name that we refuse to sell to them
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Andrew Ryan could make Rapture but only Frank Fontaine could make Bioshock McDonald鈥檚
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