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MY MONTHLY UPD4T3 H42 3ND3D.

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DO NOT THROW M3 1N TH3 P1T

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YOU PR4CT1C4LLY L1V3 4T TH3 CURB R4T 1M NOT G3TT1NG 4H34D OF 4NYTH1NG! TH323 4R3 TH3 21MPL3 F4CT2 OF L1F3 TH4T 2 PR323NT YOU W1TH.

1T2 TH3 B32T ON3. NO B3D NO R34L DOOR. TH3R3 12 ONLY 4 HOL3 1N TH3 GROUND FOR YOUR W42T3. 1T 12 V3RY HOM3LY. 1 TH1NK YOULL L1K3 IT. 1 M4D3 YOU A PL4QU3 OUT OF K3TCHUP 4ND N4PK1N2.

CREAMIN’ MY PANTS? H0NEY, WHILE I APPREICATE THAT Y0U’VE GOT YOUR PRI0RITIES ALL STRAIGHTENED BUT LET’S N0T GET AHEAD OF THE CURB

RIGHT AT THE M0MENT, I’M JUST CLUTCHING MY P00R, P00R, DYING LITTLE PUSHER AT H0W THOUGHFUL Y0U ARE, STAKING 0UT A CELL FOR ME LIKE THAT (’:B

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1 4M TH3 F4C3 OF HON32TY >8]

NOT AN UNWISE DECISION, IF WERE BEING HONEST.

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1 4M TH3 G4RB4G3 COP.

[CHANTING]: GARBAGE C0P!! GARBAGE C0P!! GARBAGE C0P!! GARBAGE C0P!! GARBAGE C0P!! GARBAGE C0P!! GARBAGE C0P!! GARBAGE C0P!!

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1 M34N 1 2T1LL DONT KNOW WH4T 4 LUB3WR32TL3 12.

I’LL FOLL0W YOU AND THEN LUBE WRESTLE Y0U

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1 W4NT TO B3 D12GU2T3D BUT 1V3 GROWN TO 3XP3CT TH12 FROM KK2 OF 4LL COLOR2.

#1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T TH4T 12.

MY SECOND FAVORITE PASSTIME.

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1F YOUR3 GO1NG TO CR34M YOUR P4NT2 4T L342T DO 1T 1N PR1V4T3.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LUB3WR32TL1NG FOLLOW3D M3 1N MY 4B23NC3.

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1T2 M41NLY MK L3T2 B3 R34L H3R3.

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1 2M3LL3D 21N2 NOT TR4G3D132.

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4NYW4Y2 BY3

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1 D1D G41N FOLLOW3R2 THOUGH

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1 24Y TH4T TO M4K3 YOU TH1NK 1′LL B3 2T4Y1NG 4ROUND TH12 T1M3

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1 H4V3NT B33N ON 1N 4 LONG 3NOUGH T1M3 FOR 1T TO M4K3 4 D1FF3R3NC3

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HOW DO 1 NOT H4V3 4LL OF TH3 FOLLOW3R2 Y3T.

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1 4M H3R3 TO 24Y NOTH1NG OF WORTH TH4NK YOU TUMBLR FOR R3L3421NG MY FULL POT3NT14L.