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they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen
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what’s your deathrow meal? if you got found out for murder what would be your last meal 🍽️
ur boochie ❤️ (apple crumble, mum's pork belly + rice, a big fat sushi platter and whittards hot chocolate 😇🩷)
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wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i be missin swampysoda like a mf
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how can a dashing young woman like yourself maintain such a cunty exterior while internally staying just as cunt? it must be hard work..
thank you babe, reading A03 really helps at keeping the wrinkles away xx
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plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk
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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now
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sometimes i feel like im inside a wetsuit and i just need to unzip it and underneath will be my true form. like a ferret or something
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i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to study i don’t need a job God knows my job is tumblrina
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