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what if i got harley actively again but based her in the boys universe ??

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plotting call !

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𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦, 𝘪 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.

what was it with kids? drawn to harley , like a magnet. exasperated exhale , a lingering thought to pretend she hadn't even seen him. but there's a tug , the one that she hates. to do the right thing. a fit in place , stomping against the ground before turning around to face @fairyless. ❛ look kid , i ain't a babysitter , alright? i'll get 'ya to where ever it is that you're supposed 'ta be, and then i'm out. i'm a busy lady. ❜ dark streets were no place for him , harley pretended that was reason alone to help him out. not that she had a soft spot for kids. ❛ so where are 'ya from anyways? or where are 'ya going? ❜ she's already walking , waiting for him to keep up with her set pace. ❛ and while i'm at it , shouldn't 'ya be all bundled up somewhere warm? it's freezin' out here kid. ❜ wordless , she slips free of her jacket , tossing it behind her. ❛ don't get it dirty, it's a designer. a real genuine harley quinn original. ❜

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Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) dir. Cathy Yan

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* 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌.

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

“ i think you have the wrong number. ”  

“ it happens. ”  

“ take it easy. ”  

“ i’m sorry, i guess i dialed the wrong number. ”  

“ wait, wait, don’t hang up. ”  

“ i wanna talk to you for a second. ”  

“ why don’t you wanna talk to me ? ”  

“ you tell me your name, i’ll tell you mine. ”  

“ what’s that noise ? ”  

“ do you like scary movies ? ”  

“ what’s your favourite scary movie ? ”  

“ i like that movie, it was scary. ”  

“ the first one was but the rest sucked. ”  

“ you got a boyfriend ? ”  

“ you wanna ask me out on a date ? ”  

“ i wanna know who i’m looking at. ”  

“ that’s not what you said. ”  

“ i thought we were gonna go out. ”  

“ don’t hang up on me. ”  

“ you _________ again, i’ll gut you like a fish, understand ? ”  

“ is this some kind of joke ? ”  

“ can you handle that ? ”  

“ i am two seconds away from calling the police. ”  

“ you should never say ‘who’s there ?’  don’t you watch scary movies ? it’s a death wish. ”  

“ you’ve had your fun. ”  

“ or else what ? ”  

“ i’m getting scared, i’m shakin’ in my boots. ”  

“ i wouldn’t do that if i were you ! ”  

“ i wanna play a game. ”  

“ here’s how we play.  i ask a question, if you get it right ?  they live. ”  

“ come on, it’ll be fun. ”  

“ we can’t stop now. ”  

“ i’m sorry, that’s the wrong answer ! ”  

“ you tricked me. ”  

“ hey, we’re not finished yet. ”  

“ i heard screaming. ”  

“ close call. ”  

“ it occurred to me that i’ve never snuck through your bedroom window. ”  

“ the exorcist was on, got me thinking of you. ”  

“ see what you do to me ? ”  

“ i appreciate the romantic gesture. ”  

“ my god, you’re just a tease. ”  

“ they’re interrogating the entire school. ”  

“ the killer could easily be female. ”  

“ how do you gut someone ? ”  

“ what are you saying, that i killed them ? ”  

“ i’m gonna gut your ass in a second, kid. ”  

“ scary night, isn’t it ? ”  

“ it’s like right out of a horror movie or something. ”  

“ i like that thing you’re doing with your voice, it’s sexy. ”  

“ oh come on you know i don’t watch that shit. ”  

“ they’re all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can’t act who’s always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. ”  

“ are you alone in the house ? ”  

“ the question isn’t ‘who am i ?’ the question is where am i ? ”  

“ oh yeah ?  well i call your bluff. ”  

“ can you see me right now ? ”  

“ do you wanna die, _____ ? ”  

“ the killer’s here he’s in the house. ”  

“ i didn’t do it. ”  

“ super bitch, you are so cool. ”  

“ he was destined to have a flaw, i knew he was too perfect. ”  

“ it’s never gonna stop, is it ? ”  

“ you’re not so sure anymore, are you ? ”  

“ nice welt, sweetie. ”  

“ this is a mistake, i shouldn’t be here. ”  

“ someone was there, someone tried to kill me. ”  

“ i think it’s time you got over that. ”  

“ i am sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence. ”  

“ fairness would be to rip ( your / their ) insides out, hang ( you / them ) from a tree so we can expose ( you / them ) for the heartless, desensitized little shit that ( you / they ) are. ”  

“ homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression. ”  

“ you are pathetic. ”  

“ you’re not supposed to be here. ”  

“ i’m so buff i got you covered, girl. ”  

“ you’re such a little lapdog. ”  

“ he’s got killer printed all over his forehead. ”  

“ everybody’s a suspect. ”  

“ how do we know you’re not the killer ? ”  

“ what would be your motive ? ”  

“ whenever he touches me i just can’t relax. ”  

“ sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you. ”  

“ should i be worried ? ”  

“ you wanna play psycho-killer ? can i be the helpless victim ? ”  

“ please don’t kill me mr ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel. ”  

“ first time for everything. ”  

“ i’ve been selfish. ”  

“ this isn’t a movie. ”  

“ only virgins can do that, don’t you know the rules ? ”  

“ there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. ”  

“ i don’t think you’re that bad. ”  

“ we all go a little mad sometimes. ”  

“ what’s the matter ?  you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ”  

“ did they ever decide why hannibal lecter liked to eat people ? don’t think so. ”  

“ it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ”  

“ now you gotta die, those are the rules. ”  

“ i guess i got a little too zealous, huh ? ”  

“ give me the knife. ”  

“ movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative. ”  

“ i’m feelin’ woozy here ! ”  

“ uh - houston, we have a problem here. ”  

“ works better without the safety on. ”  

“ i think i’m dyin’ here man. ”  

“ peer pressure, i’m far too sensitive. ”  

“ my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ”  

“ i always had a thing for ya. ”  

“ in your dreams. ”  

“ i never thought i’d be so happy to be a virgin. ”      

“ this is the moment the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare. ”  

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𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗂𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗎𝖻𝗃𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋.

❛ since when did 'ya care about getting all personal ? ❜ it had always been work and friendship. the thousands of questions she had posed for him , had always ended up in that stupid classified answer. she had moved on , all healthy now. she's giving @fl4gs the cold shoulder , opposite of the usual too close space between them. ❛ i don't see 'ya askin' anyone else about their relationships. ❜ point made , tongue stuck out towards him. ❛ or maybe , i was thinkin' we should talk about yours. i bet 'ya got some real fun stories. we can make a sleep over out of it, order some pizza. i'll even do 'ya make up. ❜ despite irritation , lips pull into wide smile. ❛ sounds real fun, doesn't it? ❜

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THE SUICIDE SQUAD 2021, dir. James Gunn

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Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 (𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐔𝐒) — 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

a collection of sentence starters from the album by boygenius, "the record." feel free to alter pronouns/text as you see fit

"give me everything you've got, i'll take what i can get."

"i want to hear your story and be a part of it."

"who would i be without you?"

"speak to me until your history's no mystery to me."

"talk to me until the words run dry."

"i'll give everything i've got, please take what i can give."

"i want you to hear my story."

"it's a bad idea and i'm all about it."

"when you wake up, i'll be gone again."

"in another life we were arsonists."

"mama told me that it don't run on wishes, but that i should have fun."

"so many hills to die on."

"run out of gas, out of time, out of money."

"you're doing what you can, just making it run."

"take a break, make your escape."

"can you give me twenty dollars?"

"i know you have twenty dollars."

"she's asleep in the back seat looking peaceful enough to me."

"we're coming back from where no one lives."

"[name], i'm sorry."

"i just make it up as i go along."

"i can feel myself becoming someone only you could want."

"now i'm wide awake, spiraling."

"i'll get a real job, you'll go back to school."

"we can burn out in the freezing cold."

"you know how i get when i'm wrong."

"i can feel myself becoming somebody that i'm not."

"i'm 27 and i don't know who i am."

"you can't help but become the sun."

"when you don't know who you are, you fuck around and find out."

"it feels good to be known so well."

"i can't hide from you like i hide from myself."

"you already hurt my feelings in the way only you could."

"i remember who i am when i'm with you."

"your love is tough." / "your love is tried and true blue."

"you've never done me wrong, except for that one time."

"it doesn't matter anymore."

"who won the fight?"

"i don't know, we're not keeping score."

"i'm trying to be cool about it."

"wishing you were kind enough to be cruel about it."

"telling myself i can always do without it, knowing that it probably isn't true."

"it's impossible to pass your tests."

"i'm trying to forget about it."

"kindly get out of my head about it."

"once i took your medication to know what it's like." / "and now i have to act like i can't read your mind."

"i ask you how you're doing and i let you lie."

"we don't have to talk about it."

"i'll pretend being with you doesn't feel like drowning."

"it's nice to see how good you're doing."

"we know it isn't true."

"it would only take the energy to fix it."

"i don't know why i am the way i am."

"not strong enough to be your man."

"i can't stop staring at the ceiling fan."

"spinning out about things that haven't happened."

"do you see us getting scraped up off the pavement?"

"i lied, i am just lowering your expectations."

"half a mind that keeps the other second guessing."

"always an angel, never a god."

"i think i've been having revelations."

"skip the exit to our old street and go home."

"go home alone."

"you live up in my head."

"i've been making music since you told me to do it."

"i just wanna know who broke your nose."

"figure out where they live, so i can kick their teeth in."

"if this isn't love then what the fuck is it?"

"i guess just let me pretend."

"i don't wanna die. that's a lie, but i'm afraid to get sick."

"if you're not enough, then i give up."

"i used to think if i'd just close my eyes, i will disappear."

"if you love me, you will listen to this song."

"i could tell that you were serious."

"it gave us more time to embarrass ourselves."

"i might like you less now that you know me so well."

"there's a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in."

"i am not an old man having an existential crisis."

"i never thought you'd happen to me."

"will you be a satanist with me?"

"mortgage off your soul to buy your dream vacation home in florida."

"tryin' to score some off-brand ecstasy."

"will you be an anarchist with me?"

"sleep in cars and kill the bourgeoisie."

"at least until you find out what a fake i am."

"spray paint my initials on an atm."

"i burn my cash and smash my old tv."

"will you be a nihilist with me?"

"if nothing matters, man, that's a relief."

"if nothing can be known, then stupidity is holy."

"if the void becomes a bore, we'll treat ourselves to some self-belief."

"oh, you know what i should do?"

"it's so hard to come back."

"you could absolutely break my heart."

"that's how i know that we're in love."

"i don't need the symbol of a scar."

"isn't it enough that we stripped down to our skin?"

"i feel crazy in ways i never say."

"will you still love me if it turns out i'm insane?"

"i know what you'll say, but it helps to hear you say it anyway."

"damn, that makes me sad." / "it doesn't have to be like that."

"if you rewrite your life, may i still play a part?"

"i can't imagine you without the same smile in your eyes."

"there is something about you that i will always recognize."

"if you don't remember, i will try to remind you."

"i will go on and on until it all comes back."

"i'm out of my depth at a public beach."

"i never listened, i had to see it for myself."

"making peace with my inevitable death."

"i guess i did alright, considering." / "tried to be a halfway decent friend."

"an honest fool with more bad habits than you can count."

"was anyone ever so young?"

"breaking curfew with illegal fireworks."

"unpacking god in the suburbs."

"you don't have to make it bad just cause you know how."

"writing the words to the worst love song you've ever heard."

"an incantation like an anti-curse."

"i think that you're special." / "you told me once that i'm selfish."

"you said my music is mellow, maybe i'm just exhausted."

"you think you're a good person because you won't punch me."

"i love you. i don't know why, i just do."

"you're not special, you're evil."

"you don't get to tell me to calm down."

"you made me feel like an equal, but i'm better than you and you should know that by now."

"it looked like it hurt and i wasn't sorry."

"i should have left you right there."

"you don't know me."

"i wanna be happy."

"i'm ready to walk into my room without looking for you."

"i'll go up to the top of our building."

"i can't feel it yet, but i am waiting."

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𝗂 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗍, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝖽.

night club is alive with music. harley leaves crowded dance floor , returning to booth with @whitelace. she hasn't kept count on how many shots she's had now , only that everything is fuzzy. but she's alive , and she's free. playful smile given to the other , as she rests her head on val's shoulder. ❛ i'm tha' happiest i've ever been toots, that's all. ❜ how long had it been since she was her own person? too long. everything about her identity had been stripped away , made in the image of being a play thing , all in the guise of love . ❛ when are we gonna talk about you, huh? you're practically glowin' in here! ❜ she lifts her head , gentle kiss placed on the other's cheek. ❛ i wish i looked as half as good as you do tonight , you're like a real angel or somethin'. ❜

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#shut up liver, you’re fine

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𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾.

arms wrap around him , holding tight. personal space has been a concept long lost by harley. ❛ i didn't know we even had a line. ❜ words posed as a question. she grins up at him , knowing she gets under his skin. it's a game , seeing how far she can push @fl4gs. ❛ if killin' those guys back there didn't cross tha' line , then is a hug that big of a deal , rick? ❜ she drops the formalities , in the way only she can. finally she lets go , giving a mock salute. ❛ fine , fine. i promise i'll be on my bestest behavior. ❜ they both know , she dances the line , giving him and waller the trouble they both deserve. if she was going to be their pet , she had no intention of making it easy. too many times harley had been owned , expected to do what others told her. she was her own person , determined to show it this time around.

❛ did i tell 'ya i like tha' new get up yet? makes 'ya look real tough, real scary. ❜ she reaches up , finger booping his nose. ❛ guess i'm lucky 'ya like me so much, huh? ❜

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𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗆𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝖺𝗍 𝖺 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌?

𝗠𝗔𝗬𝗕𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗜𝗦𝗡'𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. the sound of sirens in the distance. but it doesn't make her stomach grumble any less. ruby lips pull into a pout , big blue eyes turning to @fablelike instead of playing lookout. ❛ i didn't get'a eat breakfast this mornin'. ❜ breakfast sandwich , it's all she can think about. not about getting away , or another trip to behind bars. with ivy there , it wasn't so bad anyways. hand rests on her stomach , dramatic groan. ❛ i'm pratically starvin' away over here ! ❜ her voice carries louder then it should , dark brows lifting with realization. she was unpredictable , and in harley's own world , it was charming.

❛ how do you expect a gal 'ta work like this? ❜ dark flushes flutter at the other , before giving her devilish grin. ❛ you totally owe me after this red. ❜

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PROMPTS FROM THE PARENT TRAP *  assorted dialogue taken from the script, adjust as necessary

we've got a big, big day ahead of us.

now the question is, how do i get it out?

you must be new.

i would say you need some serious help.

now that's my kind of woman.

we traveled six thousand miles for... this?

it's rather picturesque, wouldn't you say?

i'll be fine. see you in eight weeks.

i'm positive i'd remember you.

sorry, wish i could, but i'm allergic.

sure. i'll take a whack at it.

why's everyone staring?

want me to deck her for you?

i'm so tired. i'm crawling back into bed and sleeping until lunch.

save yourself the aggravation. it's really disgusting.

you'll thank us for this. you'll see.

i feel so bad for you.

any of your pictures ruined?

i love oreos. at home, i eat them with peanut butter.

most people find that totally disgusting.

it's scary the way nobody stays together anymore.

will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this?

oh man, this is beyond coincidence. this is beyond imagination.

this is so freaky.

if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

that's the way true love works. history's filled with stories of lovers parted by some silly misunderstanding.

i have a brilliant, beyond brilliant idea.

oh, right. sorry, i'm just a little nervous.

you sure you know what you're doing?

oh god, i hope she likes me. please like me.

you look fantastic. what did you do to your hair?

i just love how everyone drives on the wrong side here.

now you're even talking like an american.

i'm making a memory.

i can't believe it's you.

i'm sorry, it's just... i've missed you so much.

can you believe it? it seems like it's been forever.

i didn't realize you were so beautiful.

i found a stowaway in your suitcase.

can't you manage without me?

you don't think it's too over-the-top?

come on, let's see what all the fuss is about...

i like things exactly the way they are, thank you.

now let's see what disaster awaits us.

you can't avoid the subject forever.

we kind of hit it off immediately.

i knew you were going to ask me all these questions one day.

it just didn't work out.

get into these arms, you little punk.

what happened to you? something's changed. did you get taller?

now you sound like your old self.

i made cornbread and chili.

i'm just so happy to be home.

i can't put my finger on it, but something about you has definitely changed.

when you're done, come on down. there's someone i want you to meet.

sorry, did i get you wet?

somebody grab that, please.

we've got a major problem.

are you nuts?

this is an emergency.

you've got to get back here to help me.

there's something really important i want to talk to you about.

you do an absolutely marvelous british accent.

i'm trying to tell you something!

why's everybody acting so nutty around here?

i'm afraid you're kind of missing the point.

let's discuss this calmly and rationally...

you are unbelievably out of line.

this is fantastic wine, by the way.

are you okay? would you like me to come with you?

why didn't you tell me it was you all along?

i've never been so happy in my entire life.

i'm in such major trouble here.

you're perfect for each other.

may your life be far less complicated than mine.

i can't believe it. you haven't changed at all.

i think i have to get dressed for dinner.

sometime, if we're ever really alone, maybe we could talk about... what happened between us.

you didn't come after me.

it's the wine we drank at our wedding. i now have every bottle ever made.

can we open one?

you're the only one i'd drink it with.

you don't always have to be so brave, you know.

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Number one, no one is like me.

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

#she was the perfect harley quinn and i will die on this hill #i will die under this hill #i am that hill