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Seeing all the shocked posts about how much the Switch 2 + games are going to cost, and I was initially sitting here like:
“$450? I mean, that’s a bit of money, but my Switch I got a few years ago was $450. And the big titles like Smash Bros are ~$80 on the e-store, so I mean, that seems pretty standard to me.”
“I mean I am in Australia though, so it’ll be a little more, what’s the exchange rate again…?”
Oh
Oh.
#nintendo switch#switch 2#switch games#australia#bless my dumb little Australian ignorance#got to remember it’s always a third more#and a third is a lot#switch 2 price#Nintendo
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“They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, and at the behest of their lord, impregnate the hero.
This book is dedicated to those fine men.”
I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.
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Wonderful, the Flatline said, I never did like to do anything simple when I could do it ass-backwards.
William Gibson, Neuromancer (via jankenpo)
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Dad: So are you glad to be back at school?
Me: Well, I am definitely back at school
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Consider: A Sherman tank with a bulldozer scoop at the front. Now, to ask the age old question; is it a weaponized bulldozer or a bulldozerized weapon? In this essay I will
#Sherman#tank#it's probably a weaponized bulldozer#wwii#bulldozerized weapon#weaponized bulldozer#funny
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