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My whole life, I didn't think I had any family. Turns out I got two. Black Widow (2021)
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I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.
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"You keep saying that you didn't have a choice, but you're the one who keeps making these choices for the rest of us."
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead I lift my lids and all is born again (I think I made you up inside my head)
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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
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Yall ever just want to be able to take ur body apart like a puzzle and put it back together? Idk I think if I could just pop myself open, take out my stomach and give it a good wash, re-string my spine, and squish my muscles around a bit it would fix me.
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“Pierre philosophale” (2013) by Les frères Chapuisat - A stone sculpture humorously juxtaposes a cigarette within a rock’s slit, blending natural form with human artifact.
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