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keep popularising the body neutrality movement gang i wanna see how the makeup and weight loss industries try to capitalise on 'i literally do not give two shits about how i look'

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what the hells going on at my mcdonalds

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*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

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Everything has gone off the rails. Train wreck. Time for my chemical romance song about guns and bullets and knives.

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everyones always slurping and gulping so loud when they eat watermelon like theyre fighting for their lives to swallow it. come on its not that bad

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your late twenties is like one of your friends is getting promoted, one of your friends is binge-watching an early 2000′s tv show, one of your friends is moving away, one of your friends is moving home, one just graduated, one just dropped out, one spends all day in bed, at least three of them are getting into crystals and alternative medicine, one of them is changing careers, one of them still “doesn’t know what they want to do with their life” and talks about starting a podcast, one of them is on sabbatical, and everyone’s tummy hurts but they’re being so brave about it

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dark radiohead im a normal person. i’m average. i know exactly what i’m doing here i feel like i belong here

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kink captions are sometimes kinda funny out of context

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what does an everything bagel even have

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my shoplifting haul

a grape: like 0.01 or something

TWO free samples: 0.00, but going back for a second one was definitely anti-capitalist

smiling at a cashier and getting a smile back: priceless :)