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[habit-and-evan]

MYERS!

ARE YOU STILL NOT SPEAKING

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ANYWAYS GLAD YOU ARE FINALLY UP AND LOOKS LIKE THE HOST GOT SICK BUT LETS HAVE FUN AGAIN AND GO START FUCKING SHIT UP

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//… *slaps habit awake* wake yo ass up habit!

AH! IM UP, IM FUCKING UP! WHAT?!

//wake up! we haven't had this account active since 2022!

AND? SHIT HAPPENED YOU GOT BUSY, IVE BEEN BUSY.. MYERS DOES HIS OWN THING.. WAIT WHY DONT YOU WAKE EVAN!

//I will! *carefully shakes evan* evan..evan time to wake up sweetie

OH FUCK YOU SEAN! FUCK YOU TO HELL AND BACK!

//shut it.. Anyways.. the HABIT and Myers are back people. If anyone wants to know why this blog hasn't been active let me know and I'll give a timeline on why if I can remember

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… YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE DONT YA

Highly regarded beloved friend HABIT, I hate to bother you but, I wanted to ask, since we've become acquainted and committed several crimes together, would it be alright if I used the nickname HABAbi for you? Abi as in the Turkish word for older brother, or other honorific title for those older than you. I just thought it'd be a cool thing- wanted to run it by you and get your thoughts.

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME BUT USING IT WISELY CAUSE CALL ME THAT WHEN IM WITH A VICTIM AND ILL KILL YOU

[habit-and-evan]

Highly regarded beloved friend HABIT, I hate to bother you but, I wanted to ask, since we've become acquainted and committed several crimes together, would it be alright if I used the nickname HABAbi for you? Abi as in the Turkish word for older brother, or other honorific title for those older than you. I just thought it'd be a cool thing- wanted to run it by you and get your thoughts.

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME BUT USING IT WISELY CAUSE CALL ME THAT WHEN IM WITH A VICTIM AND ILL KILL YOU

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One of the most strangest yet unnerving yet hilarious dream I ever slept. At first, I frequently visit Evan if he's good(obviously he's not) then I ended up hanging out with Jay from Marble Hornets as he's my friend and some random stranger. We were about to visit back to Evan's place, it ended up into a maze which I'm guessing it's your doing fucking with us. We finally got to the door and see Evan(?) sitting down facing away from us.

"Evan? You good?" I nervously asked. When he turned around with a wide grin, I suddenly realized it was you, Habit himself. You said with your eyes pierced at me and a slight snarl, "Welcome back, rabbit! You brought guests! Sacrifices..."

Confused and nervous, the stranger ended up being hanged by a noose by you. Jay was reasonably horrified while my reaction is mild compared to his, just shocked. Guess I was used to your killings, I'm dead inside. "It's okay Jay, I'm sorry I brought you here-" I got cut off by your tight grip on my arm and pulled away(could've sworn you gonna break my arm). Forcefully sit on a chair next to my brother(?) and mumble to myself, "Oh no..."

"So, who's gonna go first dealing with me?" You said with a hint of glee and homicide. Jay sigh and bravely walk to you, "I will."

I'll never forget his sacrifice and distraction for my brother to escape. I told my bro to cut off our contact and never see me again for his safety from you and God knows what other entity will get involved. He sadly understood and left immediately.

Time skip, after whatever happened to Jay, the house is eerily silent. Just you cleaning the living room. I silently decided to help you for some reason (oh I'm so brave) and see cocoa puffs everywhere. "Why is it everywhere and so many cereal boxes? Is it you feeding Vinny?" I asked. You answered "mhm" without looking.

"Would've been more hilarious if it's Trix cereal. 'Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!'" I weezed. "Wait wait, I did hung out with my two friends recently." I laughed like a maniac and felt like you're gonna kill me for these dumb jokes.

"You really gonna joke around while your friends are dead..."

I swiftly look back and Evan came back with a disappointed look. I choked, "Fuck, I'm sorry! I guess I'm coping and slowly losing my sanity. I swear I heard audience laugh at my jokes in my head. Plus, you came back. Did Habit got sick of me? Well sorry, it's a bad habit.(lmao wtf)"

Evan rolled his eyes, "Look, at least I have you and Vinn-" He suddenly trip and accidentally bump onto me. We both fell into a void.

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Sorry if it's long. It's something. Lmao

………WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THATS ONE FUCKED UP DREAM BUT FUNNY TOO. WHAT DO YOU THINK MYERS

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Carefully regarded beloved criminal friend HABIT, I am here to ask. Of all your crimes, which would you say you are most proud of? Do you regard any above another, or are they all equally enjoyable to you?

OH I DONT REGRET ANY OF MY KILLS. I ENJOYED ALL OF THEM BUT MY FAVORITE HAS TO BE WHEN JACK THE RIPPER WAS AROUND. THAT WAS FUN

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It's been awhile and I'm surprisingly still alive. Lmao How ya been, demon? Evan, ya good?

IM DOING GOOD. WHAT ABOUT YOU MYERS

[habit-and-evan]

Alright, I see. But I've still got more questions- what if the uh- thing? In question, doesn't really... Have a corporeal form and is more like you? If something, such as yourself, has an idea or plot already planned out for an individual, is there any way to persuade such an entity otherwise? Also is the rake ok? 99% sure we got in a brawl in the middle of the best buy parking lot, I beat it's ass pretty bad so. Felt the need to check in there, since it is your friend-thing.

THE DOG THING IS FINE. HE HAS BEEN SHOT BEFORE BUT AND IF I HAD A PLAN I DO IT CAUSE I GO FOR WEAK HUMANS OR ANYTHING I KNOW I CAN TAKE ON

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Ah, I see. I appreciate him nevertheless. But I may need some more intricate details, so I pass the question to you then, beloved criminal friend, HABIT. Is there any way to bargain with these things? Any sort of communication that may mean something? Can you change their minds or have them revert decisions? It is of importance to me, you see, things have been getting, uh, complicated. I guess you could say.

STICK-IN-THE-MUD IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE AND THAT WEIRD DOG THING ISNT EITHER. IVE KNOWN THOSE FUCKERS SINCE I HAVE BEEN CREATED. THERE IS NO WAY TO CHANGE THEM TRUST ME I HAVE TRIED.

THANKS MYERS FOR SHOWING THE MOVEMENT I DID

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I've a question for Evan this time. Did you guys ever figure out a way to deal with things like HABIT or that tall, suited fuck? Anything? Not necessarily killing them or whatever, but just, any way to deal with them.

JACKE, EVAN IS A MUTE SO HE EXPLAINS THREW GIFS AND ALL

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I'm looking for Francis. Have you seen him?

NATH, RABBIT..SHUT UP

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IT WOULD BUT I THINK INHABITING OTHERS AT THE JAIL WOULD BE BETTER. I DONT NEED MYERS GETING CAUGHT YET, SO YOU WILL KNOW ITS ME WHEN YOU SEE ME. CANT MISS THE SASS AND WAY I ACT LITTLE RABBIT

Beloved fellow crime committing friend HABIT, our friendship has been short, and yet I find myself asking for your help. There is approximately 3 barrels worth of people that need dispatching, and it has truly been taxing. Would you be willing to lend a hand briefly to ensure the entertainment, and smooth running, of such an operation? In other words I like your ideas, and want your help in committing more crime. You keep it fun.

I CAN HELP JUST KNOW I AM THE WORST SO JUST REMEMBER IF CAUGHT I DIP OUT AND YOU SUFFER IN JAIL

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YOU SAY THAT NOW. BUT ASK A RABBIT I KNOW AND THEY MAY SAY DIFFER. AGAIN RIGHT MYERS

Beloved fellow crime committing friend HABIT, our friendship has been short, and yet I find myself asking for your help. There is approximately 3 barrels worth of people that need dispatching, and it has truly been taxing. Would you be willing to lend a hand briefly to ensure the entertainment, and smooth running, of such an operation? In other words I like your ideas, and want your help in committing more crime. You keep it fun.

I CAN HELP JUST KNOW I AM THE WORST SO JUST REMEMBER IF CAUGHT I DIP OUT AND YOU SUFFER IN JAIL

[habit-and-evan]

Beloved fellow crime committing friend HABIT, our friendship has been short, and yet I find myself asking for your help. There is approximately 3 barrels worth of people that need dispatching, and it has truly been taxing. Would you be willing to lend a hand briefly to ensure the entertainment, and smooth running, of such an operation? In other words I like your ideas, and want your help in committing more crime. You keep it fun.

I CAN HELP JUST KNOW I AM THE WORST SO JUST REMEMBER IF CAUGHT I DIP OUT AND YOU SUFFER IN JAIL

[habit-and-evan]

BET >:}

Can we be crime friends?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS THE CAUSE OF A LOT OF CRIMES AND MURDERS.

YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST MESSED UP RABBIT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I LIKE IT! BUT JUST KNOW, IF SHIT GOES DOWN YOU WILL BE USED TO TAKE THE

BLAME

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HABIT my beloved crime friend, it is September. It is arson season, what's the first thing you're gonna burn?

MAYBE A LITTLE RABBIT THAT STARTS WITH A N AND ENDS WITH A N. MAYBE HIS HOUSE FIRST

HE WILL KNOW WHO HE IS. RIGHT MYERS

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Can we be crime friends?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS THE CAUSE OF A LOT OF CRIMES AND MURDERS.

YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST MESSED UP RABBIT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I LIKE IT! BUT JUST KNOW, IF SHIT GOES DOWN YOU WILL BE USED TO TAKE THE

BLAME