Max/Soup/Xama. 27, he/him, Czech-American. 1 cat. I write stuff on ao3 (username: Xama), and I play osrs (username: xamaplak) My discord username is also Xamaplak.AND: Think for yourselves pls. Someone tells you something? Think about it. And think about thinking. Just. THINK! CONSIDER! DIGEST! And spay and neuter your cats and gods.
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Oh no! What was examined?
140 balls.
EVERY HUMAN TESTICLE
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Dick: You have a brother?? Is he Talia and Bruce’s too?
Damian: Of course, we share the same parentage after all.
Tim: How old is he?
Damian: He says it reset after he went into the Lazarus pit. So he’s 3.
(Bruce is in the background blue screening that he has another child with Talia that he didn’t know about.)
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Damian: How old are you?
Jason, unsure if he can count those 6 months in the ground: I’m a few days, cause I went into the Lazarus pit and it went back to 0.
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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
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HEY IF YOU ARE READING THIS DO ME A FAVOR
go into another room and pick up a random object and look at it!!
like really look at it!!!
SOMEONE designed that!!
a real life living person set time aside to design that
you will probably never know their name but you should thank them and all the other designers who make the mundane things in your life because otherwise life would be boring with out them
#with all due respect if it's older than like 20-30 years it did not not in fact involve autocad#im just saying
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like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not
#the issue with this post is that it took me until 'shotgun' to realize it was just tom and jerry#bro mice are fucking awful i was taunted by a huge one for like 2 years#it would just sIT ON TRAPS#DUDE#we finally caught it gorging itself in a bag of nuts#but it took YEARS#and then when it died suddenly all our mouse traps were filled with mice#it was like the mouse queen or something#keeping all of its horrid offspring from getting caught
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quarantine in sunset arms
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rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3
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What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?
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She is forming a thought, she will be taking a 10 hour nap after
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Me: *strapped to a chair in a cold interrogation room with a middle aged man pacing back and forth*
Him: *projects a picture of Sam and Frodo on to the wall* What is their relationship?
Me: Their ship is valid and very cute, but we should also consider the idea that their admiration and respect for one another is a deep, platonic bond. Love doesn't always have to be romantic, and it is important for men to be able to express their platonic care for one another in a way that toxic masculinity doesn't currently allow.
Him: Okay *projects a picture of Legolas and Gimli* what's their relatio-
Me: They're fucking.
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I have timsteph brain rot, but specifically timsteph shitpost brain rot
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh
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It's in the eye of the beholder
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i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful
it looked like this
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