hush. i need to go to my mind palace. (i close my eyes with a pensive frown. in my mind, i am using the public transport system in the 2002 animated movie Robots by Blue Sky Studios.)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Jon is the type of guy who straight up forgets trespassing is a crime. Mr. "my grandmother threatened to lock me up because the police kept catching my 8 year-old ass in random places." Even before paranoia made him reckless he was getting into shit like the worlds most curiosity motivated cat. Internal compass having motherfucker. Old lady home invader. Discovering that there was a massive tunnel complex under the institute mustve been a little like Evil Christmas to him. Martin has to have looked him dead in the eyes at some point while his trespasser boyfriend tries to tell him its fine to have a peak inside an abandoned taco bell because he "just wants to see whats in there 馃槓馃" then suggests they take a shortcut through a hole in some barbed wire fences to pass through an active railyard on their way home.
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this series of images will never not be funny


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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"
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rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.
and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"
and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"
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There are many ways to do goth styles鈥t doesn鈥檛 all have to look the same.
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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mourning my emo office Siren girlfriend









she's not dead she just got lasik 馃様
#those black and white glasses live in my mind RENT FREE#ARF ARF RUFF WOOF RUFF RUFF ARF#LOOK AT HIM#fuck man.
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3/19/2005: MCR plays on Taste of Chaos in Kansas City, KS馃└ #Revenge20
馃摳 via Jason Squires
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What is Mikey way even about 馃挃
#prev said ->#him and that stupid jacket#this is me now ->#HIM AND THAT STUPID!!!! JACKET!!!!!!!#<3 <3 <3 <3 <3#cartoon ass man
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