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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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the way this site handles private blogs reblogging your posts is so weird like who are you and why are you reblogging my post privately anyway

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i dont feel like im aragorn i feel like im in the dryer

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i dont feel like im aragorn i feel like im in the dryer

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i get that people are lazy as fuck but when attempting to post a quote from a youtube video to make a point you should not be posting 10+ screenshots in a row. Just write the transcript oh my god

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STEPS FOR A SUCCESSFUL SUICIDE:

- Gain unfathomable might: ✅

- Become unkillable: ✅

- Recreate the world on your image with all vectors of its spirit leading to you: ✅

- Identify the only path for salvation being your demise: ✅

- Birth yourself into your world, just as suicidal as you: ✅

- Birth yourself again but this time less suicidal: ✅

- Wait: ☑️

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of use to only the otherpeople who like playing elden ring 5000 times over with different builds i made a random tarnished generator. here

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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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take my horse quiz ok?

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people online: I rent a proxy server to protect my privacy

people in real life: I just connected my Facebook account to my Venmo account for no reason and now I'm going to take a picture of you in public and post it with geolocation turned on

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(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"

(The replies)

"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"

"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."

"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"

"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*

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if you don't pirate stuff they won't let you get into heaven

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imo recluse shouldve been fat. she would be so cute fat. iwoukd draw this but i have fest and artfight to dealwith i dont have the energy

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