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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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i love you pubes i love you stomach hair i love you unshaven pits i love you happy trails i love you coarse leg hair i love you untrimmed bushes. i love you body hair

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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thumbs up is one of the most useful and versatile things that an autistic boy can have in his arsenal

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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moodboard !

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i forgot i made a wag account for a fake dog i have to leave a review for my friend as a walker or whatever so when i recieved this email about my Dear PeePee i almost died

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this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania

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that bit where an extremely furious character will move or turn around very slowly accompanied by a stone-scraping noise

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"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on