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Just coming in to remind you that I love you, BooBear <3

ILY TOO <3

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Activities you guys would do together~

Jason Voorhees- knitting

(Im knitting a blanket IRL so it felt fitting). You’d be sitting in Jason’s lap, only the sound of the crackling fire and knitting needles filled the air. He’d watch in awe as the project you were working on, a blanket, slowly came to life, his calloused and rough hands would rub across the soft, bulky yarn you’d had chosen as he undid the knots and tangles. Only thing holding him back from joining you in tandem? He was just working up the courage to ask you to teach him, but he was perfectly content with being the untangler, all of it meant he could be by your side.

Michael Myers- Watching the sunset together.

What started out as a silly suggestion from you turned into a tradition for the both of you, every night you’d travel up to the tallest hill in Haddonfield. He’d take a seat on the cool grass and pull you into his lap, his chin resting on top of your head and his hands around your front. The setting sun warming you both up as is slowly descended and the moon made its way into the sky. It was perfect.

Brahms Heelshire: Baking together!

It all started when Malcom would drop off the groceries. After he left, you’d call for Brahms to come bake with you. You’d put on your favorite playlist and dance around the kitchen together, adding ingredients, mixing and beating. Laughter filled their air as he began twirling you while the cookies were in the oven. After the timer went off and the cookies cooled, you both spent the night on the couch in each others embrace. 🥺

Harry Warden: Mine exploration!!!

U G H (I’m feral for this man). You two definitely go on little exploration of mines, especially his. He knows you love decrepit, old things like haunted buildings and stuff with crazy history behind it. I mean he’s been there a LOOONNNGGG time, so he knows about all the ins and outs of it. He takes you through different passages with various twists and turns (ofc he’s hold your hand! What if you got lost?) as well as even traveling to different mines together. You’d both find some diamonds, “Reminds me of Minecraft” you’d say.

Heart eyes killer- Love Notes (more one sided than anything)

Let’s say for examples sake you bagged this goofy man- he’d be obsessed! He’d have you sat in his lap as you held the crumpled stack of love notes he had written you. A silent instruction for you to read them out loud, his well, heart eyes, watching your face contort. “Roses are red, violets are blue, sit on my face?” That one made you look at him questioningly with a raised brow. All he did was nod. “This one isn’t even a poem or note. It just says “Let’s fuck.” You let out an annoyed sigh.

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Slashers and their favorite positions~

|Wanted to try my hand at something smutty! Feeling really uncomfortable, but I’ll push through it (say thank you rn)- nothing like a good ole fashioned private browser of looking up sex positions|

Michael: Doggy style.

Now this man’s a B E A S T, both in the sense of strength and well- bedroom activities. So it would make sense that he’d also be a beast in the sheets 😊

Brahms Heelshire: 69.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING- we all know this man’s a B O T T O M, HOWEVER- I feel Brahms knows he deserves pleasure as much as you, so why not make it mutually beneficial ;)

Harry Warden: Missionary-

I’m talking up against the cold stone walls of the mines, bros got you pinned with your hands above your head while he goes to town on you. Now, listen my love, Harry’s not a TOTAL monster, after everything’s done, he’ll clean up your back from the jagged stones that dug into your back 🥺

Jason: Spooning

Wasn’t gonna include him originally because Jason strikes me as a slasher who wouldn’t inherently want it or desire it, but let’s say he did. I believe you both would be cuddling in bed, the atmosphere is very calm as the rain falls outside gently. Some gentle kissing leads to lazy, spooning sex.

Charles Lee Ray: Reverse Cowgirl/boy/them (we don’t judge here ;))

He strictly does it for the view he gets to look at. I’m talking dudes making so many comments about your ass. He doesn’t even wanna do any other positions-

A/n: I FEEL ICKY- anyways, sorry if this was absolute garbage, I’ve never written anything smutty before (shame on me fr-)

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I saw you looking for prompts and was wondering what type of prompts you were looking for? I saw the list of characters but I dont know if you want generic prompts, prompts for hcs, or ship type prompts?

I shoulda clarified D:

Any type! X readers, imagines, headcanons, ships, etc. :)

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I was about to write, but I’m having a big block-

Besties can you send me prompts/ideas!! I write for the following:

Jason Voorhees

Michael Myers

Harry Warden

Heart Eyes

Brahms Heelshire

Chucky and Tiffany (together and separate)

Billy and Stu (separate or together)

Leatherface (any rendition)

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Hello! Did you watch Heart Eyes? I want to see it, but nobody I know has watched it, and I need a second opinion lol. I’m a big slasher horror fan, so I was just thinking of checking it out!

Also I love your blog!!!! (Harry Warden my beloved-👀)

I DIDNT GET A NOTIF FROM TUMBLR THAT I GOT ASKS APPARENTLY-

As for the first one, yes I watched it (it was a lonely Valentine’s Day, just me and my little Debbie birthday cake bars). I won’t spoil it, but, personally, I’m a sucker for any type of horror movies from the goofiest shit to the goriest shit ever. But I would def recommend checking it out :>

TBH Harry Warden can get it any day of the week babes ;)

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If Bubba hosted a drag race it would be called the Texas Chainsaw Yassacre

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If the Slashers had YouTube channels:

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Jason Voorhees:

- Nature vlogs 100%

- He’d be the guy to set up little feeding stations for wildlife and set up a hidden camera.

- Live ASMR nature sounds going 24/7

- He’d also make a video on Mother’s Day: “Top 10 things to get your mom for Mother’s Day” 🥺

Michael Myers:

- Bro would so make low budget documentaries about himself to stay relevant 😭

- He’d also make his own soundtracks for them too.

- Knife collection videos.

- “A day in my life” just him standing in random parts of his house 💀

- Pumpkin carving videos

- Mask making process videos

Ghost face:

- Reviews scary movies

- Makes mediocre prank videos that aren’t funny.

- Very loud, obnoxious and over the top reactions.

- Y’all know those YouTube shorts where the reactor is just yapping over a quiet video? Yea, that’s Ghostface. Annoying shit 😒

- Shitty, obviously fake, story times with 😱 thumbnails.

- Twitch brainrot. “Chat, is this real?”

- “DON’T (insert some stupid ass thing here) AT 3AM!!!!” Videos…

Harry Warden:

- He strikes me as a multifaceted guy.

- he’s got a video for everything-

- “How to survive in a mine when your bitch ass bosses left you to go to a valentines dance, so you resorted to having to eat your coworkers to survive”

- “Mining: Tips & Tricks”

- “How to find Diamond”

- He’d also make DIY videos on making tools and crafting from everyday objects.

- Like Jason, he’d do ASMR. He’d have a 24/7 live cam of the mines.

- Like Ghostface, story times, but not as annoying, he’s straight to the point. No BS

Brahms Heelshire:

- He gives me vibes of a horror YouTube channel that hasn’t been used in like 15 years that has like 10 uploads.

- It’s all kinds of shit, grainy footage with creepy, early 2000’s quality scary music and sounds.

- But, if he revived it, he’d make doll videos: Restoring doll furniture, how to clean them, how to paint them, etc.

Thomas Hewitt:

- Cooking videos 100000000%

- “Workshop Tour”

- “how to cook ‘pork’!”

- Home Improvement. He’d teach us how to fix stuff around our house 🥹

- “Chainsaw Handling 101”

- He’d even make little animations of himself for his intro 🥺

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THATS SO TRUE- like, please don’t get involved with whatever the fuck them two got going on 😫😂

We’re all in agreement, yes?

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Agreed 100%! my choosing was based on the domestic fight they had in Bride of Chucky 😂

We’re all in agreement, yes?

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Someone please take away my phone or swat me with a newspaper for thinking this shit was funny- (unoriginally made by me in CapCut)

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@noisy-silence GET OVER HERE RN-

Introduction post!

Lets be friends (MDNI)

- I’m AJ

- 23 🩷💜💙|💛🤍💜🖤

- Slasher whore enthusiast

- I am a certified yapper and will talk for HOURS about my love for slashers ;)

I lowkey wanna try writing oneshots/headcanons- So, if you guys would want that, here’s a list of whomst I write for:

- Jason Voorhees

- Michael Myers

- Chucky & Tiffany

- Leatherface

- Billy and Stu Macher

- Brahms Heelshire

- Harry warden

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We’re all in agreement, yes?

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Spot the difference.

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Harry Warden using the pickaxe handle to penetrate you <3

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Harry Warden brainrot is taking over, besties. I’m gonna watch MBV tonight!!!

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No thoughts. Only Harry Warden.