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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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What if I killed every major landlord in the city and every politician who let things get this bad for housing, what then

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You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative

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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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Sometimes, we get some really lovely messages from the QLL community. It’s always a strong reminder of why we do what we do, and how important it is for this library to survive and flourish! We see you, and we see that the Queer Liberation Library is helping! We’re honored to assist. We love you too, QLL! 🌈📚

This pride month, we’re raising $50k to keep the library up and running for the next year & beyond. Pitch in and spread the word! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

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just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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cats have 32 muscles in each ear and they use 31 of them to ignore you completely

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i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time