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"our prince turned out fine" the heir to your throne is literally obeying the crystal rn
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I didn't know kitlora shippers existed I wanna kiss your hands
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(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh
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do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on
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I could dom you
and all the commoners thought they could pull Excalibur from the stone
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“i asked chatgpt—”
ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now
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PJ: hey do I have chocolate on my face?
Hazel: no you’re good
PJ: wanna lick it off?
Hazel: I said no????
#just wanted to give yall an update on the real life situation that inspired this post#a year and a half later#and we’re finally dating
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