haec-est-fides

[haec-est-fides]

man, throwing down his sword in outraged disgust: No! This is not what I signed up for! There are limits to how low even someone such as I is willing to sink.

me, pausing in the middle of loading another hostage into the trebuchet: Dude I asked you what you want to do, and you said that you don't care, and that you're down for anything for as long as we're hanging out.

[haec-est-fides]

ugh the Ancient Roman who joined our birdwatching club won't shut up about "bad omens" or "signs of impending war" 😒

[haec-est-fides]

life peaked when i was reading toa for the first time since then it's all been downhill

[haec-est-fides]

mods hurl this guy off the tarpeian rock

[haec-est-fides]

[haec-est-fides]

This sucks so bad I am going to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] introduce reforms for the Roman state

[haec-est-fides]

[haec-est-fides]

my republic roman era senator roommate keeps talking about the customs of the ancestors and how it means he can't help clean the apartment because using a vacuum violates the mos maiorum. whatever man the customs of the ancestors don't seem to matter much to you when you're hogging the nintendo switch to play civ 6

[haec-est-fides]

TOApril Day 12 - Eyes That Glow Gold

I'll always be a fan of Apollo' eyes looking like Kronos' when he's upset. The father haunts the son who haunts the father and so on and so forth

[haec-est-fides]

iykyk

Unnecessary headcanon time: If anyone in his vicinity says anything that happens to resemble the lyrics to a song, it plays in his head perfectly like his own, unwilling radio

Songs referenced: First | Second <- this one is not work appropriate lmfao

[haec-est-fides]

Day 5 - Through the Snake's Lies

[haec-est-fides]

he's so hot i need to feed him the world's most perfect strawberry

[haec-est-fides]

[haec-est-fides]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[haec-est-fides]

THE FALL OF THE SUN, THE FINAL VERSE

[haec-est-fides]

im crying why is commodus’ official art even like that

[haec-est-fides]

Pre-TOA Apollo core because I love him