haechanitboy

[haechanitboy]

Woah mama we all go to hell

[haechanitboy]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[haechanitboy]

Make sure you don't accidentally punish people for communicating their needs and boundaries. When someone cares enough to have the uncomfortable conversation, that's a compliment and a clear sign that they are invested in the relationship. Yes of course it's uncomfortable to hear that something you've been doing has been upsetting someone you care about when that was never your intention, but people generally only bother to have these conversations with the people they want to keep around - the people they trust to care. If they just didn't like you, they'd probably just try to avoid you. So make sure you don't make it into a more punishing experience than it has to be. Try to see the care and the trust behind the criticism, even when it triggers uncomfortable emotions. It's a good sign that they're there telling you.

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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this wouldn't be happening if i had a mentor that was deeply interested in me and my life and guided me with a firm hand even when i was overwhelmed. whatever.

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[haechanitboy]

not you your birthday as a concept. for example april 4th is gay but march 11th is straight

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[haechanitboy]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[haechanitboy]

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

[haechanitboy]

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

[haechanitboy]

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

[haechanitboy]

we are forcing mike to discuss top 40 pop girlies in the groupchat #elderabuse

[haechanitboy]

does anyone have the foggiest

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wait americans are the only ones who lean against things???

Americans have a tendency to lean (either against things or by shifting all our weight to one side). Anything a former CIA chief should be taken with a grain of salt, but as someone who lived overseas for some time, I can attest it was one of the easiest ways to spot another American from a distance.

(The other method, unfortunately, is that we tend to be very loud in public.)

This doesn't mean people from other countries don't lean, but we tend to stick out by how much we do it.

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The ones that low key fuck with omelas