haflip
haflip
Haflip
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haflip · 1 year ago
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Learning to set boundaries comes with so much anxiety. Anxiety over confrontation, the other persons reaction, potentially losing that other person. And yet it is so necessary for healing. Make some space for that anxiety and allow it to exist, but continue setting your boundaries in the face of it.
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haflip · 1 year ago
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Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983)
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haflip · 1 year ago
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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haflip · 1 year ago
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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
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haflip · 1 year ago
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love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "
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haflip · 1 year ago
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We need billboards like this in every city.
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haflip · 1 year ago
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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!
But I can already hear the Al haters out there!
"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.
"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.
"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?
I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
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APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!
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haflip · 1 year ago
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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
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haflip · 1 year ago
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Not to sound like a slut but can I snuggle into your side, listen to your heartbeat for a bit, and feel your skin on mine?
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haflip · 1 year ago
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we are on like covid variant #100037 and rsv/flu/pneumonia cases are rising and people will show up unmasked and be like “yeah i’ve been sick for days :/” like. ok. Get the fuck away from me then? why are you out here breathing on everything. the very least you could be doing is masking. NOT hacking into open air every two seconds.
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haflip · 1 year ago
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man i gotta shave again >::(
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haflip · 1 year ago
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Story time: I’ve had acne since I was 11. I inherited it from my dad. After almost 25 years of taking hormones to treat it, I went off the pill last year because I was tired of the side effects. The acne came back, and even though I had prepared myself for that beforehand, it’s still really challenging. I can’t help but feel a sense of shame when my skin breaks out. At the same time, I would never judge anybody else for having blemishes. Skin texture is such a complicated thing and I have so many emotions around it. So here are some drawings of pretty girls with blemishes - it helps me process some of these complicated feelings. And hugs to all of you who also suffer from skin problems - you’re not alone! 
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haflip · 1 year ago
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tips for writing realistic sibling interactions:
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haflip · 1 year ago
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youre not yaoiful at all
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haflip · 1 year ago
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a new concept: idiot academia
where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense
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haflip · 1 year ago
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