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who would win: a god of ancient power, impossible to destroy, ruthless in his exactness and drive

OR

osha violations

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i buy dragon age: the veilguard. i pre-install it. i wait for the exact release date and time. i launch it. i start a new game and enter the character creator. i soon reach the eyebrow choices and am faced with the most godawful creations ever known to mankind. i tear up as i choose the equivalent of two scorched caterpillars. welcome home

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when they say something so magephobic you gotta hit em with the solasmaxxed stare

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yakuza tv series in october oh we are about to see astronomically bad takes

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spongerob burglarpants

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love me. love me. love me.

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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harry du bois in martinaise having no concept of money finding 1 reál on the sidewalk

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fallout drawings from the last week

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better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

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tumblr should have achievements

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.