PhD in Dietary and Emotional Support for Selkie and Boggarts. Ex pro Banshee backup singer. Currently freelancing as a Special Interest Consultant for Your Cozy Eldritch Wetland Inc. No soliciting.
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#I'll take 3 pounds of moss drenched in Florence Pugh's bathwater#also a timeline that's not on fire#or vodka#just vodka is fine
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Yeah, I asked my necromancer Friday booty call for a favor. You're welcome btw, bob.
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Love me some sticks with butter and a pinch of giving up on this timeline.
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Avoid gin & tonic. If you can't avoid gin & tonic, avoid your mother.
#just listed all the less than mostly legal substances I've ever tried in front of the Mother Hag#at least Lil Hag Sis had fun?
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Highly recommended.
lets all go FUCK here
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Is that why humans over 2 days old start acting like they really don't want to be here?
the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water
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I have a portal to Ikea in the eastern shadow marsh, you're welcome anytime.
the lack of piranhas, scorpion pits, sudden tornadoes, quicksand, and open alligator jaws that I have (NOT) encountered in adulthood thus far? i can begrudgingly forgive. but the lack of portals tempting me to dangerous yet alluring magical realms? DISRESPECTFUL. Breach Of Contract.
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You can take a bath but don't trample the onions!
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Hello fluffy, want some blood pancakes?
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How much mud do you eat in a day
Just a pinch for the onions. I like them spicy.
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Hello fluffy, want some blood pancakes?
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Idk, I've been here since the 1600s.
Tasty mammoths in your area! Tap HERE to meet them!
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The blood fen! It's a very complex ecosystem, I barely managed to get rid of the pixies infestation last month. NO. MAMMOTHS.
Tasty mammoths in your area! Tap HERE to meet them!
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Keep them mammoths away from the blood fen, redcaps are already causing too much ruckus!
Tasty mammoths in your area! Tap HERE to meet them!
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