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20 medieval jokes to show that our ancestors were not so boring

Medieval times sound very boring. Those are the times when you think of knights, tapestry arts, Joan of Arc and exquisite stone architectures. Well, you will no longer tag the boredom badge to those medieval times as you scroll down this post to see the medieval jokes that HahaHumor has chosen for you.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

We all have heard about blonde jokes once in our lives. People have stigmatized blondes as being beautiful and stupid, which is not the case. We do have lot to learn from blonde girls. Just for fun, and without wanting to cause any prejudice on any blonde girls, we have written this post on blondes jokes, more specifically on specific blonde joke which you have all heard of, which is “How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?”. The net has made this blonde joke very viral on the internet with so many variances of it, which you will see in this post as you scroll down.

Disclaimer: Blondes, please don’t take it personally! It’s intended only for entertainment for our viewers.

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Top 10 funny food names which will leave you hungry

There are lots of food out there, be it on the streets or in restaurants. The food industry is one of the most lucrative business next to the stock market. Because of that, people think of very innovative, weird and funny food names, to use as a marketing strategy to attract more customers. Most of these food names, I am convinced, you must have never heard of or eaten before.

But what happens when you hear unexpectedly funny food names, it incites you to go have a bite of it just out of curiosity and hunger. Sometimes the most simple food have very threateningly complex and funny names, which makes us confused on what we are gonna eat. Why not choose something simple? Let us discover some of the funny food names that we have selected for you and I do hope that after reading this post, you will become a foodie expert.

1. Coddled Eggs

Does these eggs like cuddles?

I am not sure how to answer that, but in cooking, coddled eggs are eggs that are gently or lightly cooked in water just below boiling temperature in or out of the shell or other container. They can be partially cooked, mostly cooked, or hardly cooked at all.

2. Bubble & Squeak

Pop a Bubble? Or Squeak like a mouse?

Whether you want a bubble or a squeak, this food has a very original name. This food recipe originates from the United Kingdom and loved by all Brits. It is believed that the name comes from the fact that food bubbles up and squeaks while over the fire.

It is a traditional British breakfast dish made from potatoes and cabbage. In modern times, it is a dish made with the shallow-fried Sunday leftover vegetables from a roast dinner. The main ingredients are potato and cabbage, but carrots, peas, sprouts, or any other leftover vegetables may be added.

3. Witchetty Grub

Food for the Witches?

The name can be quite misleading – it’s almost as if it is food for witches. And if you google image “Grub”, you will be more convinced that this definitely looks like something witches would eat.

This Aussie food comes from the Indigenous Australians — and it’s the larva of a moth — a moth that feeds on the Witchetty bush. It’s a super protein-packed treat that can be eaten raw or cooked. It takes on a sort of almond-y or chicken taste, depending on how it is eaten. The name comes from “witjuri,” given by the Adnyamathanha people of Australia.

4. Clootie Dumpling

Dumplings? Clots? Did I hear right?

Beware! We are not talking about cow dumplings here. In fact, Clootie refers to a ‘piece of cloth, rag or leather’. You can think of it as a strip of fabric which holds within it a “dumpling,” which is actually a dessert pudding made of sweet stuff, like dough, dried fruits, and sugar. In my opinion, it looks more like a chocolate cake, but with a rather bizarre oval-looking shape.

5. Spotted Dick

Did I hear right?

Spotted dick is a British pudding, traditionally made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard. Non-traditional variants include recipes that replace suet with other fats, or that include eggs to make something similar to a sponge pudding or cake.

The British have really bizarre ideas when it concerns naming their food dishes or desserts. I would not want to tell anyone if ever I have eaten a “Spotted Dick”. Just a little bit of history, in the late 19th century, “dick” was a dialectal term widely used for pudding.

6. Welsh Rabbit

Is that a Rabbit from Wales? No, it’s a dish!

Don’t you worry! There are no rabbits used in making this dish. It is a traditional Welsh dish made with a savoury sauce of melted cheese and various other ingredients and served hot, after being poured over slices of toasted bread or served in a chafing dish like a fondue. The names of the dish originate from 18th-century Britain.

They have even changed the name to “Welsh Rarebit” nowadays – probably because people have been asking too much whether there are rabbits in the dish.

7. Bangers And Mash

Sounds like a cool music band!

We are not waiting to hear some music here. Actually, ‘Bangers’ are sausages and ‘Mash’ is all about potato mash. So basically, this dish is simply a potato and mash food recipe. It is also a British dish and may consist of one of a variety of flavoured sausages made of chicken, lamb, or beef. The dish is sometimes served with onion gravy, fried onions, or peas.

8. Century Eggs

Eggs which are 100 years old.

Yeah you heard it right! These eggs are not exactly 100 years old but have been preserved for a few months in clay and ash and go past the rotten stage. Just imagine the smell before you even try to eat it. This is a very famous dish among the Chinese people.

9. Stinking Bishop

You can smell it from far away

Anyone who’s been within smelling distance of this particular cheese understands the first part of its name: The wheels are said to have an odor that brings to mind dirty socks and wet towels. But the second half is purely coincidental. It’s actually derived from Stinking Bishop pears, whose juice the cheese is immersed in. The pears got their name from their farmer, Mr. Bishop.

10. Devils on Horseback

A tasty treat with an ominous-sounding name, devils on horseback are prunes or dates stuffed with chutney and wrapped in bacon. The name is thought to have been inspired by its contrast to angels on horseback, which are oysters—whose curled edges resemble wings––wrapped in bacon.

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18 funny organic food puns you will never get out of your head

Most of us are food maniacs. I mean by that we always like to eat good food. And if we are food cooking addicts, we like to follow recipes to cook tasty dishes every now and then. In this post, we will be focusing on organic food puns; if you want to know what are puns, you can see a good definition on puns on our post on elephant puns and also an example on a post on glow puns. But why we talking about organic food puns? Well, many of us dont often talk about organic foods, maybe because we miss these products in the organic food section in the supermarket because of their expensive price. So let us watch this list on the most funny organic food puns ever that we have selected for our viewers.

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20 hilarious breakup notes couples have used to separate

Breakups are really hard to experience. It’s not always easy to announce to your partner that you want to break up with him or her. Some like to do it the soft way while others do it the hard way. Most people don’t want to confront the other either due to anger or feel bad and just leave a breakup note behind. As you scroll down, you will see 20 hilarious breakup notes that we have selected for you.

Your Valentine Gift

Laura is a very nice girl, she has the decency to leave the clothes at the mother’s house and did not them outside the window.

What I can also deduce is that Laura kept the house and also got Gary. Even though all fingers are pointing at her as guilty, she did apologize for giving this unexpected gift on Valentine’s Day.

He just loves Pizza

Just because your partner loves pizza so much, it does not mean that giving him a pizza with a breakup note makes it alright.

In the end, we will have someone who has no girlfriend but at least his stomach will be full.

Poems convey the right emotions

It all starts with an innocent looking poem about “Things I like about coffee” and then intensifies into something harsh about “Things I like about you”.

I would not wish to be in the shoes in the person receiving that breakup note. It is very collateral in terms of breakup.

Billboards work best for maximum attention

Billboards help convey the convey the breakup message easily but the problem is that everyone gets to know who is cheating who.

I pity Steve, who is obviously cheating on her wife Emily. Emily has got proof and even got everything on tape and she must be really smart to come up with the billboard idea.

Road Signs can also do the job

While driving on the highway, you are always on the lookup for road signs. And that’s how Jennifer got her breakup note and it looks so harsh.

The guy has been so creative with those road signs and have even imposed an ultimatum of 6 days to move out. Poor Jennifer! Let us hope she does not have an accident on driving on the highway and seeing these road signs.

Choose the correct answer

Here, we have the guy or the girl who has been really creative and given a choice to the other on how to break up. Even though the person will not dare to reply this, this breakup note should definitely work.

Imagine you are the one receiving this breakup note, what will be your reply?

Cheating Revenge as a Riddle

That’s why I always say “Never leave your Facebook account open. Always log out!”. She took the liberty to pack your stuff and very smartly removed you out of the house by leaving you a breakup note with hunting tips to get your stuffs.

She didn’t break or throw anything, which is a good thing. Stupid guy to leave a smart girl like her for a certain Keisi – And what’s Keisi, is that even a name? I wish you a happy hunting, my friend.

Dear Dave…

You just cant do that Dave! Cheating your wife even though you have kids. Well, now you are the one to lose everything.

You are only left with the car which needs to be refurbished with no money in the bank. Way to go, wifey! Smart move!

Nothing better than a cake

Receiving a “Happy Breakup Cake” is just genius. There is only sweetness and no harshness.

However, I would be scared to eat that cake, even how beautiful it looks, less there is poison in it.

Advertising on the newspaper

Very good idea to put a breakup note on the Advertisement section of a newspaper, but I doubt it that the person concerned might see it.

There is a high chance that the concerned person will come see you again, doing as if nothing happened just because he did not see the ad on the newspaper.

Best breakup message ever

Most people like to breakup through a message as it is the most easiest way. However, the problem is that sometimes people just does not realise that it is a breakup.

The message above is typical of how two people dont think along the same lines. They have opposite thoughts, each being on the two extreme ends.

Roses are red

This is what I think as to be the best breakup note ever. You start with something sweet like a poem and then finish by going straight to the point.

That couple was of the romantic type, unfortunately it did not end as expected.

All must Go

Smart move Bro! Organizing a Garage Sale and showing the whole neighborhood that the wife cheated on you.

You are now single, ready to mingle along with some cash in hand. Nice!

KISS

Kiss It Short and Simple. That is the most easiest and straight-forward way to breakup with some.

Leaving the breakup note on the fridge or notice board definitely works provide the concerned person sees it.

Emoji Guy Expert

They say images are worth a thousand words, well in this situation, emojis are worth a thousand words.

This guy very judiciously managed to breakup with her girlfriend with the use of emojis. But one thing I find strange is that he labelled her as ‘Girlfriend’ in his phone contact list. Maybe he has another one labelled ‘Wife’ as well. I am just thinking out loud here and not judging anyone!

Australia without you

Breaking up and moving to another country like Australia while giving a cake is not the best breakup note to leave behind.

Even though the cakes looks so sweet, I am sure it will leave a sour taste in the mouth for the other being left behind.

Cheeky Breakup Note

This is more like an anticipated breakup just before getting engaged in a relationship. Greg has managed to visualize everything perfectly in his mind.

Greg is also very generous leaving behind the cat to the girl and keeping the Hawaii house (which I doubt they own or even exists) to himself.

Creepy Breakup Note

Simple but effective breakup note. Nice but creepy.

Happy Valentine Farewell

Letting out your creativity and leaving a farewell breakup note or message on the wall is the best form of revenge.

Dear Erin…

You are like sunshine in the rain but I think we should cut our relationship apart. This is the most unexpected breakup note ever.

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21 Glow Puns and Jokes to make your smile bright all day long

What do you call an unhealthy glow on your face after a week long cocaine bender?

Charlie Sheen.

I love eating glow worms

Especially as a light snack

Why does neon glow?

Because it it didn’t, we’d had to call it neoff.

My girlfriend has started requesting ribbed, flavored, and glow-in-the-dark condoms instead of being satisfied with regular ones.

I can’t keep up with the drastic changes in Lifestyles.

Stupid people are like glow sticks.

I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

Scientists have invented an alcohol that glows in the dark.

In other words, you can now get drunk and enlightened at the same time.

What do you call a group of suspicious glowing pornstars?

Illuminaughties!

Horny glow bugs…

are fucking lit.

What did the police officer say to the firefly?

Who glows there?

Whats the difference between this girl I just met and a lightbulb?

The light bulb is bright and looks glowing.

Plus I can unscrew it.

Why did the moth stick to the bride’s face?

Because she was *GLOWING*.

My new business failed miserably, I was selling T-shirts featuring glow in the dark dollar bills

But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.

What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?

A light bulb.

My dog has a glow-in-the-dark tennis ball

We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.

Between songs, a flickering orange light glows near the band’s speakers

Son: His amp is on fire!

Dad: it’s an amplifire!

What do you call cheese that glows in the dark?

Halloumi-nescent.

If the moon is made out of cheese, how does it glow?

It hallouminates.

What did one glow worm said to the other one?

You glow girl!

I stared at the ceiling bulb glowing for a long time.

It was the high-light of my life.

My dad walks in glowing with his new bald hair style:

Me: Oh, you got a haircut!

Dad: stops smiling and states No, I got them all cut.

What do you call a pun that glows?

I don’t know, there is no pun-shine.

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16 corny corn jokes to make you pop nonstop like popcorn

We all need to have a dose of joke as ingredient in the recipe of life. Like they say, “Laughter is the best medicine. For this post, we will concentrate on posting some unique jokes about Corny Corn jokes. You should have understood now, this post is mostly focused on corns and jokes made relative to them. You might be hearing the term ‘corn jokes’ for the very first time – Well, let me tell you that corn jokes are very similar to puns but this time playing jokes around the word corn. And the word corny corn jokes is just a play of words, which makes the term itself very funny. We have compiled a list of the most Corny Corn Jokes over the net which are viral and have reached the most number of viewers.

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23 of the best Simpsons chalkboard gags of all times

I was and am still a huge fan of the ”The Simpsons”. For many of us, The Simpsons have formed part of the foundation of our childhood. Who did not love the lead character Homer in the episodes? And also the very special and mischievous character known as ‘Bart’. Many reviews stated that The Simpsons predicted many future events, technologies and even the Coronavirus. I don’t know how much of this holds true, but that’s another story. If you still remember the cool intro song and video of The Simpsons, you will recall that it is focused on Bart skating in town to then finish at home. you will also recall that there is a moment that Bart keeps writing lines on the chalkboard at school as a form a punishment. These Simpsons Chalkboard gags are really hilarious and I have focused on showing you some of the best chalkboard gags ever shown on the episode.

#1 “April Showers do not bring Matt Lauers”

#2 “I saw nothing unusual in the Teacher’s lounge”

#3 “Network TV is not dead”

#4 “I will not wait 20 years to make another movie”

#5 “I will not mock Mrs Dumbface”

#6 “It’s not too early to speculate about the 2016 election”

#7 “I will not illegally download this movie”

#8 “I will not pee my pants on my Treehouse of Horror DVD”

#9 “Snow Angels are not frozen Hobos”

#10 “Grammar is not a time of waste”

#11 “Beans are neither fruit nor musical”

#12 “Bart is at a Doctor’s appointment”

#13 “I will not wear white after Labor Day”

#14 “We are not all naked under our clothes”

#15 “I’m sorry I broke the blackboard”

#16 “Call your mother during the commercials”

#17 “I will not hide the teacher’s prozac”

#18 “Homer and Marge are not breaking up”

#19 “I will not draw naked ladies in class”

#20 “I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be”

#21 “I will not defame New Orleans”

#22 “I will not waste chalk”

#23 “Jesus’s last words were not TGIF”

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27 funny mugs for accountants to balance their accounts

Accounting is all about balancing accounts in ledgers and always dealing with numbers. This can be tedious if you deal with big big numbers and accountants sometimes just feel like pulling their hair apart whenever they have struggles to keep the accounts balanced. In these moments ,the only solution is to drink a hot cup of coffee or tea depending on your likes to help you find the light at the end of tunnel in your accounts. And what better way to drink coffee or tea than having them in funny mugs for accountants. Well see through this list of the most funny mugs for accountants. You will also find a ‘Buy’ button at the bottom of each mug if ever you want to have one on your desk. If you enjoy this post, please share with your accountant friends.

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The World’s best graffiti which is truthfully related to Coronavirus

The World is in turmoil. With most of the countries facing the Coronavirus, there have been so many sick people, deaths and fortunately, recoveries as well. Many governments have imposed lockdown measures to try to contain the deadly virus and people have found themselves confined in their homes. People have found themselves accustomed to a new routine of life involving social distancing, mask and gloves wearing and remaining confined in the vicinity of the house. They no longer can go eat in food courts, taking walks at the park and having a drink at their favorite pub. As a result, people, specially talented artists, dispersed in several countries around the World, have resorted to expressing their opinions and thoughts in view of the coronavirus through graffitis. Welcome to the World’s best graffiti which most truthfully relate to the Coronavirus. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do because I personally think that they are really awesome.

#1 Los Angeles, USA. Artist: Rasmus Balstrøm

Balstrøm who is originally from Denmark did this last mural before he had to flee the country.

#2 Berlin, Germany. Artist: EME Freethinker

I believe that everyone knows what he is saying. But still for those, who don’t know and are not fans of the “Lord of the Rings”, this means “My Precious” and I believe that during this crisis situation, they have replaced the ring with a toilet paper, which is very true. Toilet papers have more value on the market these days.

#3 Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. Artist: Aira Ocrespo

#4 Pompei, Italy. Artist: Nello Petrucci

#5 Los Angeles, USA. Artist: Ponywave

#6 Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Artist: Fake

#7 Jindbayne, Australia. Artist: N/A

#8 Malmö, Sweden. Artist: Richard Juggins

#9 Los Angeles, USA. Artist: Teachr1

#10 Glasgow, UK. Artist: The Rebel Bear

#11 Barcelona, Spain. Artist: Tvboy

#12 Barcelona, Spain. Artist: Tvboy

#13 Copenhagen, Denmark. Artist: Welinoo

#14 Los Angeles, USA. Artist: Jules Muck

#15 London, UK. Artist: N/A

#16 New York, USA. Artist: Jilly Ballistic

#17 New York, USA. Artist: Jilly Ballistic

#18 Copenhagen. Denmark. Artist: Andreas Welin

#19 Los Angeles, USA. Artist: Ruben Rojas

#20 Bristol, UK. Artist: John D’oh

#21 Melbourne, Australia. Artist: Lush Sux

Translation – “Nothing to see, carry on.”

#22 Bristol, UK. Artist: John D’oh

#23 Bryne, Norway. Artist: Pøbel

#24 Los Angeles, USA. Artist: Jeremy Novy

#25 New York, USA. Artist: Jason Naylor

#26 Tartu, Estonia. Artist: Princess Täna

“Living in a bubble. Just to be more ironic, a soap bubble.”

#27 London, UK. Artist: Pegaus

#28 Bristol, UK. Artist: Angus

#29 Miami, USA. Artist: Sean “Hula” Yoro

#30 Barcelona, Spain. Artist: Tvboy

#31 Warsaw, Poland

Translates to: “Not all Heroes Wear Capes”. That’s so true.

#32 Mumbai, India. Artist: Tyler Street Art

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23 funny beagle memes that will make you laugh non-stop

What is a beagle? Beagle is a breed of small hound that is similar in appearance to the much larger foxhound. The beagle is a scent hound, developed primarily for hunting hare. Who would have thought that beagles have good sense of humor skills in addition to their hare-hunting skills. Perplexed? Well, let me explain how – the internet has made funny beagles memes and they have become so viral that beagles have become more famous than celebrities. Scroll down and you will see how popular beagles are through these funny beagle memes.

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