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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

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“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

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There’s a reason nobody suspects Marinette as Ladybug

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"Who's that, Felix?"

"My cousin, Adrien... I can introduce you if you want"

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Went to the gojo lookalike competition instead of studying for finals 😝

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Power alterations

Ladybug miraculous - provides the holder with "dumb luck" basically rendering them invincible

Black Cat miraculous - provides the holder with 9 lives, so, if crushed or smashed etc, the user's body will be reformed to it's previous condition

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When trying to fix a Perfect Character, the only thing you can do is make them worse and this is rather beautiful i think. Where else can a damsel go but down

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"I could hear his bones crackling and snapping and smell his flesh rot away" - Marinette's Diary

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Wip but it's basically the whole thing (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

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Heyy ! Loving what im seeing from your au keep it up !!

Omg thx you ur my fav miraculous ladybug artist ever😭❤️

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Constantly getting lost in Harlem my first week of college is exactly how I imagine Adrien trying to navigate Paris without Nathalie and Gorilla taking him everywhere.

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Idk WHY you decided to make an AU where Adrien’s life sucks Even More, but I find it quite fucking phenomenal!

Thank you😊

The way I'm about to release a series of his misfortunate events because I don't think he's suffered enough yet (he'll be alright)

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Superhero crushes

(Adrien, unfortunately, did not pierce his ears, making way for Mr Bug 2.0)

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i would die for you by the way

Genuinely giggled and kicked my feet🤭

Gotta spread the weirdrien gospel🙏

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(He smelled her hair during Evillustrator)

I imagine Paris is just like, the European version of New York aesthetic wise

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Mari's friends pt 1

Felix- the one universe where Felix is more well adjusted then Adrien (a certified creep). The switch to public school is probably the best thing to ever happen to him, as he can be a menace on his own terms... As long as Marinette goes along with him

Alya- keeps running into Marinette after akuma attacks and they hit it off. After running into her while visiting her boyfriend at the public school, they exchange numbers. Alya acts like a spyglass into the world of the private school, and constantly banters with Felix

Kagami- Adrien's girlfriend who goes to a 3rd school. She's better than him and she knows it, but he's her only form of social interaction. Meeting Marinette and co changes her brain chemistry. She experiences this new emotion called 'joy'.

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Adrien Agresteeee (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Never having met Marinette or Nino (not yet anyway) Adrien's only source of companionship comes from Chloe and Felix--who has moved to another school. Being Chat Noir gave him his first genuine friend (Ladybug) and he's terrified of messing it up, leading this version of Chat to be more humble/nervous at the start of his career

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Marinette and Ladybug

Marinette is still clumsy and kind, but without the past of bullying (and without alya as a bff) she spends her time focusing on helping with the bakery and her fashion career

On the other hand, being Ladybug provides her the opportunity to be carefree and unburdened by her civilian life, even if there's a bad guy to defeat in the background