hailz-stormy-night - Tumblr blog

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If I said that to my mum I don't even have the foggiest of how she'd respond.

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

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"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

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its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

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You just got wingtinged

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I want a cute Tumblr boy to fall in love with me because he thinks I'm cute, witty, fun and fine just the way I am.

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those people who always offer you some of their food

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*has been staring at iPod screen with right eye for about an hour* *looks at screen with both eyes*nuuuu

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if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

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Hey I got a joke Why do white girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even

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Why the f*ck is everyone so damn attractive on Tumblr? Well, aside from me.

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Sioux-mba.

THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL

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I love this

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

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Wanna hear a magic trick? Poof! You're single!

Ting

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It's only 9:40 but shit I'm already so hungry. Too bad my parents won't let me get food. -.-

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"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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I guess it's depressing. Yet I'm not sure. Lemme Google it.