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forcefem basement group chat:
unlucky-victim: the estrogen is kicking in :(
feminised_lad: I'm tired of being chained to the radiator
repressing_random: it's normal right? this...this is fine
Australian-dave: crikey i think I'm turning into a sheila! rippah!
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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Tactical Soldier Girl Solid Snake (戦術的な兵士の少女 ソリッド・スネーク)
liquid settei + bonus doodle

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Best part about watching Utena is you spend the rest of your life watching Utena because you realize everything that came after is aping Utena in some way shape or form. Which is good, because Utena fucking rocks
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the bioware writers room carefully crafting dragon age 2
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okok another one i can't help but share the sage advice from my adjutant. if you're fighting on mountainous terrain try to always be on the higher part of it. this may seem counterintuitive because you have to walk all the way up but it's harder for your enemy to charge up AND harder for them to shoot arrows up at you
follow for more #warlordtips
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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[with full awareness I am about to offer the most violent and least helpful solution to the problem at hand] perhaps it is time... for a woman's touch
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huh. I did the BDSM test but I was expecting "submissive" to rank higher.
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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.
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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys
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can't believe gracebearer is really out here trying to seduce a married woman so they can match freaks.
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