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❀┊🇹🇷🇴🇺🇧🇱🇪 ( hateshade)
“ subtle? who said I was trying to be? ”
she’s irritated, now, and the snarl that rolls from her throat hints at her restlessness – she doesn’t have time to waste conversing with a child, and the thin veneer of flirtation and politeness melts away easily as ice in the midday sun.
“ leave them alone? oh, now, I don’t think I can do that. do you not see the problem, darling? I was going about my life already. ”
her outline twists, shifts, then melts.
“ but I know your type – children like you are always so… ugh. ”
in the space of a breath she’s no longer corporeal, a wisp on the wind – less than that, even, the echoes of her voice the only evidence of her passing.
“ i guess – let’s play a little game, you and I, if you’re going to be… persistent. I really don’t feel like listening to you, so if you want me to, you’re going to have to make me. ”
An annoyed sigh. Aaaand here we go. Will a confrontation like this ever not end in a fight?
… Probably not. Beat it into her it is then.
“Oh well, can’t say I didn’t try.” Even now her tone remained nonchalant, a response given to the seemingly empty air with another quick shrug.
Talismans materialized from the air into her free hand. Unfortunately for the demon, Reimu didn’t need to see Evelynn to get a good read of where she likely was. She closed her eyes, allowing her senses to focus on picking up the demon's aura. Even as Evelynn’s physical body melted away, the aura of her presence would remain all the same. As completely not subtle as the rest of her.
Eyes opened. A swipe of her hand, talismans sent out with deadly perception in hopes of finding their mark.
If it was a fight the demon wanted, a fight she’d get.
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❀┊🇹🇷🇴🇺🇧🇱🇪 ( hateshade)
she blinks, slow, before answering.
“ my reputation? ”
a giggle is ( poorly ) stifled behind one hand as lashers unfurl behind her, loosely curling about her legs with bladed tips still cloaked in shade.
“ oh, so you do know me! ” fingers lace together and are brought up to her chest in a show of mock-delight, voice shifting from an approximation of innocent to overly joyful in a second –
– and then it goes cold in an instant as her eyes narrow to slits, softer smile morphing into a sneer.
“ so you also know that I don’t enjoy picking girls like you out of my teeth. ”
Ah, it seemed the demon was threatening her now, what a pain.
A sigh, “...You're not exactly subtle either, you know.” She sounded almost too casual about that, a free hand shifting to rest on her hip.
And here she had thought she’d get to sleep in today.
“Look, it's pretty clear neither of us wanna be dealing with this right now. So why don’t you just leave this town and its people alone and we’ll just go on with our lives?”
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❀┊🇹🇷🇴🇺🇧🇱🇪 ( hateshade)
“ now, now… you haven’t even gotten to know me, and you’re already pointing a weapon at me? and just think, i could be the nicest person in the world… ”
in a heartbeat, her hands are up in mock surrender.
( but the curl of her lip shows fangs, and the gleam in her eye is anything but benevolent. )
“ …but even if i’m not, it’s not like i’ve done anything wrong, here. aren’t you being a little prejudiced? ”
@hakureimaiden
Really? Reimu wasn’t even trying to hide the annoyance clear in her gaze, the shrine maiden watching the demon in front of her with the same sort of practiced caution a snake wrangler would to a poisonous serpent before them.
In all honesty Reimu wasn’t looking for a fight, something like that would be too much of a bother really. Still, if her suspicions were right (they normally were) the demon in front of her would be nothing but a migraine if left undealt with.
“I don’t think I’m being prejudiced at all.” She spoke frankly, with a slight shrug to her shoulders, “Your reputation precedes you I guess.”
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EVE SENTENCE STARTERS
AMBIVALENT.
“are you still not moving forward?”
“but i turned a blind eye to it.”
“let me know your true feelings.”
“as my partner, you made me proud.”
“as my partner, you made me proud, and i really want to prove it!”
“just one more time, let’s work together.”
“i picture myself as a main protagonist in this world.”
“you try to walk towards a path that leads toward the future.”
“in your eyes, an unwavering hope prevails.”
“i was living in solitude for a long time.”
“don’t give up, let’s work together.”
OUTSIDER.
“listen, listen, i want to turn this world upside-down.”
“it’s such a simple, clear-cut wish.”
“i can use this body i have now to lift the weight i bear.”
“what’s something that only you can do?”
“i don’t need your comfort.”
“aah, how pathetic. nothing but selfish complaints.”
“my emotions and spirit have rotted away.”
“won’t you throw away everything you don’t need, and destroy me here?”
“don’t let me see your tears.”
“don’t let me see your tears; i don’t need that shame.”
“that’s right, i’m telling you to leave.”
“the demon within my heart will undoubtedly never forgive me.”
AS YOU LIKE IT.
“how about we make today the last time?”
“waiting for the ready, set, go.”
“we held hands, just you and me.”
“that was when i was still in my old brave phase.”
“it’s alright if you don’t want me to stop now.”
“i don’t want to hear that it’s too late now.”
“hey, hey, i don’t get it.”
“don’t even know myself.”
“there’s no such thing as a perfect win.”
“is this where our story ends?”
“i’m trusting you, ‘kay?”
“let’s keep at it until we understand each other.”
DRAMATURGY.
“if only i hadn’t figured it out.”
“just can’t understand loneliness or love.”
“so i threw away this human form of mine.”
“i realized i want to get away.”
“there’s no such thing as ‘me’ now.”
“i can’t remember a single role i was suited for.”
“it’s overtime, throw in the towel.”
“you’ve been hoping to get something dramatic out of this storyline.”
“we break the moment that we’re touched.”
“all of us used to be so innocent.”
“if we can’t acknowledge all that’s happened, how will we move forward?”
“let’s be fair, it’s not like you could ever make it.”
“i really don’t know why you even bother trying.”
“everybody’s desperately waiting for the hand that will save them.”
“i’d much rather play the idiot.”
“we don’t need words to understand each other.”
“why am i crying when i don’t have a reason to?”
“i can’t help but steer clear of their helping hands.”
“love keeps on oozing out of the open hole in my chest.”
“you appear before those who’ve given up.”
“i wonder how i must look to someone like you.”
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❥ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 , 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 .
longing / endearing one - liners as taken from the website pinterest .
customize as you wish !
❛ the first time i met you , i had no damn idea i’d love you this much . ❜
❛ i wish i could just protect you from everything . ❜
❛ i noticed you . how could i not ? ❜
❛ i’ll hold your hand the whole way through , don’t worry . ❜
❛ i want you . so much . you’re all i fucking think about . ❜
❛ you are made of comets and stars . do not let anyone treat you as if you are dirt and dust . ❜
❛ i love how i can just look at you and be happy . ❜
❛ i woke up and the first thing i wanted was you . ❜
❛ i love everything you hate about yourself . ❜
❛ pinky - promise me you won’t leave . ❜
❛ i’m always tired but never of you . ❜
❛ you’re it , you’re my person . ❜
❛ you are the peace i crave in this chaotic world . ❜
❛ now i wish we never met because you’re too hard to forget . ❜
❛ i’d pick your thunder , i’d pick your rain ; over anyone’s sunshine any day . ❜
��� you steady me and stir me all at once . ❜
❛ and then i knew that i could become homesick for you too . ❜
❛ i just want to spend forever getting high off what it feels like to be around you . ❜
❛ you’ve got something they don’t . ❜
❛ what a plot twist you were . ❜
❛ i told the stars about you . ❜
❛ stay . i need you more than you think . ❜
❛ you still feel like home . ❜
❛ come over here and make my clothes smell like you again . ❜
❛ i want to kiss you and it kills me . ❜
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❥ 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .
dream daddy is a game released by game grumps , a dating sim to date dads !
feel free to customize as you wish !
❛ right . yup . definitely repressed that memory . ❜
❛ weren’t you the one who threw that flaming tennis ball at the police station ? no - wait . that was me . ❜
❛ aw man a nap sounds great ! if sleep wasn’t , you know , for the weak . ❜
❛ i think someone needs to do a three - point turn on their attitude . ❜
❛ I GOT A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY ! ❜
❛ you can never be too sure . see that baby in the stroller over there ? government operative . ❜
❛ you know , frisbees are traditionally caught with your hands , not your face . ❜
❛ children in general are just … tough . ❜
❛ … are you just afraid to meet new people ? ❜
❛ c’mon , what’d we say about meeting new people ?
❛ … perhaps i should leave saying “ baby ” to the professionals . ❜
❛ i am in no way fit to be responsible for any living thing , including and especially myself . one time , i drank an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner . it was unholy . ❜
❛ medium sized dog , handkerchief around the neck , i get to name it . that’s what it’ll cost me to give up on my dreams . ❜
❛ yeah it’s just like , my entire future . no big deal . ❜
❛ are you actually fine or are you just saying that ? ❜
❛ okay , cool . while you do that i’m gonna do some drugs and commit some light arson . ❜
❛ i would’ve expected you guys to be up to white collar crime by this point . maybe money laundering at the least . ❜
❛ i love someone who knows their way around balls . ❜
❛ i - i , uh . don’t normally … do this … ❜
❛ aw man . i was kinda hoping you had gotten kidnapped and i was gonna have to come rescue you . ❜
❛ … have you been reading my tweets ? nevermind . ❜
❛ you’re a beautiful work in progress . ❜
❛ we have to be fashionably late . who shows up anywhere on time ? ❜
❛ i’d shake your hand but i have a glass of wine to tend to . ❜
❛ this plate of cookies is my new _____ . bye . ❜
❛ that’s cold blooded . i like that . ❜
❛ kids , right ? gotta love ‘em . you’re required to by law . ❜
❛ i’m tired of talking to old dudes who blame my generation for the failing economy . ❜
❛ i think i just have to accept the fact that as an adult , i’ve become the machine i once raged against and accept my fate to unironically wear socks with sandals . ❜
❛ my , do you know how to treat a lady . ❜
❛ i think i might have taped over a veggietales VHS with the shining . who knows . ❜
❛ he’s probably stuffing dirt into his mouth . who knows ? toddlers are pretty resilient . ❜
❛ you’re not gonna do the thing where you wait silently for me to come home in the living room with all the lights off , are you ? ❜
❛ you really scared me . just … please don’t do that again . ❜
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sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards , all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds , not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
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starters / prompts taken from various game grumps’ ten minute power hour videos . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .
“ stop throwing stuff , what is wrong with you ?! ”
“ turn on the magic of colored lights , you jerks ”
“ there’s a warrant out for my arrest ”
“ this is just a blob ”
“ i’m yelling in general not at you ”
“ what if a child ate these , then they would die of glass poisoning ”
“ how did kids do this when they were childs ? ”
“ take your cup off the raft you animal ”
“ how do you not know your soda trivia , you dope ? ”
“ it tastes like cough medicine but good ”
“ i think i’m losing feeling in my right arm ”
“ i should be in a carnival ”
“ i got the sugar shakes ”
“ it’s a four , as in the amount of days i have left to live ”
“ i feel so weak ”
“ i don’t have a sense of smell anymore ”
“ drink it you armadillo ”
“ ew no no oh no no — oh that’s not bad ”
“ it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet ”
“ i love MSG — that stands for mighty good soup ”
“ if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great ”
“ the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat ”
“ i’m your dad ”
“ you need to grow up . it’s time to grow up ”
“ i can’t open my eye it’s glued shut ”
“ i’m a little bumblebee , bzzzzz ”
“ who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ? ”
“ great news on the friendship front : you’re my friend ”
“ we better call some hospitals ”
“ i’m already so sweaty ”
“ there’s some kind of dinosaur wearing pants ”
“ looking at this makes me feel like i’m having a stroke ”
“ what does arizona look like ? ”
“ i’m here with all of my friends in a hot , nasty , sweaty corner ”
“ you see a spiced up dino , you want that boy to smile ”
“ i’m not gonna pretend i’m not jealous ”
“ dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah ”
“ we don’t have the necessary amount of woops ”
“ i don’t want a pumpkin growing in my belly ”
“ what are you , my bully from middle school ? ”
“ pumpkins were made by god to scare children away ”
“ he’s already dead ”
“ i feel good about what we’ve done here today ”
“ ooo , sparkles ”
“ i’m trying to be beautiful ”
“ oh we’re gonna fucking die ”
“ are we penalized for screaming ? ”
“ we look tasty ”
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❀┊ sᴘɪʀɪᴛ. (kochoukyu)·:
➙ @hakureimaiden·. // ( starter call. )
The cherry blossoms are always beautiful in Heaven; they move gently alongside the late afternoon breeze, glowing prettily under the sunlight that never sets. This place stretches out vastly, and Shinobu has yet to find its edge. Not that she’s avidly looking for it though; afterlife brings a new sense of comfort, and the thought of this realm being limited is a mere curiosity.
Even so, there’s still the never ceasing worry gnawing at her chest at the thought of her beloved ones being still trapped in a war. Shinobu doesn’t think she can ever rest in peace until the war is over, and she’s always highly aware of the chilling feeling of another soul arriving in Heaven, immediately praying that it’s none of her comrades.
There’s no such a feeling right now though, and that’s why she stops dead — no pun intended — in her tracks at catching sight of a different face. Purple-colored eyes blink in confusion, and the feeling is only worsened as she takes in the other. There’s something eerie about their aura; not dangerous at all, but still misplaced, like they don’t belong to this place.
But that should be impossible, shouldn’t it?
“You… You are not dead, are you?”
This place was almost like the Netherworld. Almost. To Reimu, it had the same sort of atmosphere as the ghostly realm she’d often visited before, yet she’d been to that realm enough times to know this wasn’t it. The banks of Hell perhaps? No, that wasn’t right either. Wherever it was, it was undoubtedly peaceful. The spirits which she had passed as she wandered the realm all seeming a lot more cheerful than the sort the shrine maiden usually encountered.
Most of them, anyway.
She looked towards the spirit that had called to her, one who seemed (rightfully, honestly) confused by her appearance in this place.
“Nope.” She shrugged, her tone as casual as if the woman had simply asked her about the weather. “Don’t plan on being dead anytime soon either, that sounds like a pain.”
“This place is pretty nice though.”
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