hal-5000
hal-5000
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
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Nechama, but you can call me Hama/Chumi/Hal•Jewish•autistic•lesbian?•they/them/it/its•There are no themes here...just a weirdo made out of computer parts livin out its dream to be real (?)This is here for me to post/reblog what I like when I like. i’m not the best at tagging.
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hal-5000 · 6 days ago
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fisch
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hal-5000 · 7 days ago
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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
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hal-5000 · 7 days ago
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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
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hal-5000 · 7 days ago
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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜
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hal-5000 · 7 days ago
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apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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so, this is happening:
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March 2
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March 11th
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March 18th
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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Design graphics Geya Shvecova (Into transparency) Archive_090625
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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This is a minor thing but it is very annoying to me when people replace every instance of "th" with þ, while ignoring the existence of ð. Like those indicate very different sounds I'm sorry you are not really saying "þat, þis, þose" unless you are hosing me down with saliva
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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I bring a certain “we shouldn’t make sweeping generalizations about or treat other minorities in ways we don’t want to be treated” energy that basically everyone dislikes
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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how it feels lately
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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Skeletons dancing, R. Stamper.
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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me
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸
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hal-5000 · 9 days ago
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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