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You got better too.

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need him glitching and malfunctioning on it

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You THINK???

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I'm not gonna buy a dick compressor, I only get a week in the flesh. If I'm hard I'm hard.

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most guys wear dick compressors to help keep them down don't worry it's fine you didn't know

Brother, who the fuck asked.

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Having my dick back is awesome, don't get me wrong, but why the fuck is this thing always primed to spring. Why is it always raising its hand like "I have a suggestion" and the suggestion is me, rock hard, for no reason.

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This sand is so fucking sandy by the way. I keep pausing to mash my hands in it.

I'm almost 30, what the hell.

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I'm almost 30, what the hell.

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So what. It's like riding a bike, you never forget how to swim.

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I'm going swimming.

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I was just rummaging around out of pure curiosity and upon sight thought. Yeah, sure. Little treat for me.

I had a moment of pause where I'm like, is this shitty of me? You were asleep and the impulse was so strong and the candy so alluring. The little Kanaya tulpa inside my brain said, Oh It Is Just One Candy I Can Get More, so. I ate a couple.

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I need my headphones and Dirk's stoned playlist STAT.

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Who the fuck keeps unlabeled funny candy in the house.

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It's a piece of cake to bake a pan cake. It's the way is hazy. You gotta do the cookin' by the book. But there's no cookbook, and every link I click on Google just leads to some faux-Bohemian WASP going on about the time she moved out to LA with nothing but $40 and a dream.

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Hello? Nobody gives a fuck about me and MY pancakes?