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the people in these comments are babies. you're so fucking stupid. you really think following a memoir on how she was immensely abused and exploited as a child and how that affected her into adulthood, jannette mccurdy is gonna come out with a hot steamy smutty novel about adults fucking minors? kill yourself. and none of you know what lolita was about

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this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania

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Yarn holder

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im so floored rn because croatian clerofascists are trying to cancel my art exhibition and are protesting it in such measure that the gallery just called me to tell me theyve hired a crisis communication PR agency and i will get a call from them? holy shit???

kudos to the gallery for not wanting to give up on hosting it though. This is insane

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Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

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drawing people i see in the city (60/?)

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the amount of single use plastics that our society produces is actually so upsetting to me because all those petrochemicals could have instead been used to power my terrible machines

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drawing people i see in the city (62/?)

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The next line of happy meal toys will be based on the unibomber