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In my time away from tumblr I have learned to embrace communism

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This cartoonist successfully predicted how the debates would go all the way back in August.

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It’s curtains for you Mr. Laser Dot…

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The founding and demise of the “Off The Bench” movement, as I wrote about it on reddit

Written after Bernie’s rally at Washington Square Park during the primaries this year.

Weirdest part of the whole thing though - I got there early enough/had the luck to end up in the section right outside the center, and they had basically all the other sections jam-packed with people except ours - they closed our section off after barely anyone had gotten in compared to the amount of space, presumably so Secret Service could keep an eye on the crowd easier. Now, the podium was way too low, so a lot of people in my section started standing on a long stone bench so they could see. 

Overall, our section must have looked luxurious as fuck with the benches and open space and people passing weed around and everything. And the people behind us got their own chant: "OFF THE BENCH!! OFF THE BENCH!! OFF THE BENCH!!" plus what seemed to be personal heckles ("ASSHOLE!!") for the tallest guy. It kept on going in a cycle where they'd stand on the bench, some time would go by, the chant would get going again, the people around me would stand on the bench for a while ignoring it and some would even stand up on it just out of defiance, then they'd get down after someone had the sense to start the trend of doing so (nobody wanted to be the last one left being an asshole).

This went on for about an hour and a half... until Bernie started talking. And when he was talking, nobody stood on the bench for very long, and nobody chanted "OFF THE BENCH!" We suddenly came together by implicit understanding somehow. I stood on the bench for about 15 seconds to get some video of the size of the crowd (my only time standing on the bench out of the whole event personally), they didn't bother me (maybe because they actually noticed me sitting respectfully up until then, not sure). A few others went up to get pictures and stuff right at the beginning. There was a section of the bench on one side that was angled straight towards Bernie so that people were standing in front of each other instead of side-by-side, which is efficient enough use of the space that nobody complained about them. Basically for the whole hour of Bernie's speech, we were all reasonable about our use of the bench, and they suddenly had tolerance for us. Nobody had to say anything, we all agreed without a word.

The whole time up until Bernie's speech, I was cringing at the optics of Bernie supporters getting into class warfare like that after the NYPD separated us up into sections. There's all kinds of symbolic shit about that. But I thought it was fucking beautiful when he started talking and the dispute was settled, just like that.

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No matter what unimaginable twists of fate may occur, I will continue, and someday, when fate has twisted itself too far while I have remained solid, destiny will lose its power over me.

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Now that I’m starting to get the hang of tumblr I can see how good of advice this is

Hi I need a tutorial on how to use tumblr could you please help me? Who am I supposed to follow and what do I do when I disagree with people?

follow @fuckyeahpilesofdirt and shoot everyone you see with a rocket launcher

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We need to legalize whaling and save the krill. Krill are vital to protecting Earth from alien invasion. 

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I hope they remake trigun like they did with hxh.

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I should sample this line in the anime for a rap song 

FB | TWITTER | QUOTURES LIST

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Can we see a photo of you?

yes! in fact, here are two

hope this is admissible!!!

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The only good Chuck Norris joke is “Chuck Norris sucks a dick for cab fare and then walks home” 

if chuck norris came over id punch his silly hat off. and say fuck to him

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This commie understands America’s situation all too well. 

Justice for Sonic Drive Thru

my heart goes out to sonic drive thru carhops tonite: got like 20 asks saying No u dont tip at sonic, and like 20 saying Yes u do tip at sonic. i think one of them actually is a carhop so i think you do tip but it raises an altogether more important question: how do any of you guys make money if your wage depends on something so little known it is literally ungoogleable. You shouldnt have to roller skate holding food for no money. you deserve a million dollars per transaction for this.

the fact that the waiters wage isnt built into the price of the meal is already too weird, america! and the price of stuff in stores isnt tax inclusive so that everyone who ever wants to buy something has to do pointless mental arithmetic on the spot to figure out how much change to gather. $4.95 becomes like $5.10. if i only brought a $5 note im fucked. I am a idiot from a far away place and I dont know numberts!

Anyway its time for this to change. everyone pray into this orb i drew in mspaint

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These are surprisingly good reviews of American food for coming from a commie 

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

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Whatever this is from has to be mad good 

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