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sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

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aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

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When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

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The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

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hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe

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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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your honour, permission to call the jury "chat"

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starting a collection

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Dude has a death wish

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hey wait a minute

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so this fuckin samurai cut me in half a while ago but its like a really long delay so im still just going around doin my thing knowing that i might explode in a shower of blood at any moment

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this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it

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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

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Codeximalla Saori - Wild Magic Sorcerer & Rune Knight